I’m going with the fish owner as the stupid MFer.
This guy set up his fish to play Pokemon, and it committed credit card fraud.
Many years ago I was really into “Roguelike” games. They were randomly-generated dungeons using ASCII characters for graphics. All freeware, many variations. Fun and addictive.
You could download something called a “Seamonkey” which would play the game for you, and it would try to use AI reasoning to get through the game. It was interesting to see what decisions it made and how it figured out its way around challenges.
So having a goldfish play Pokémon doesn’t seem so crazy to me.
Makes me feel not so bad when I look at my microwave and see the display flashing 12:00…12:00…12:00…
At least they’re going after something that’s only been around for 50 years this time.
Trumpists: Delicate little snowflakes aren’t they?
Oh, and I find it hilarious that they associated the name of that dessert with their god emperor. Me thinks they protest too much. Or maybe they are more aware of what the, “Orange Fool” is than they want to let on.
I don’t know how folks missed out on that epithet, among all the others that have been composed, complete with initialisms.
I am going to propose this one going forward, with a slight change to make it easier to remember.
Herewith: OOF for Outraged (or Outrageous, or Obnoxious or Obscene or Obtrusive or Offensive or Outlaw or Overblown) Orange Fool
The MAGA crowd is irate at Martha Washington for mocking Donald Trump in one of her recipes.
I mean, I guess you can rant at her, she probably isn’t going to care.
And you’ve already demonstrated quite loudly how much you hate America, go ahead and rail against some of the founding parents of the nation while you’re at it.
Ha! I am distantly related to her! I welcome the MAGA hatred coming my way, letting it warm my bones this winter.
Whenever he opens a new golf course, because he owns 14 and operates another five, he plays the first club champion by himself and declares that the club championship and puts his name on the wall.
A Connecticut restaurant owner named her new coffee shop “Woke” as a pun without knowing the political connotation of the word — prompting complaints from some apparent conservative-leaning residents of the town.
The owner chose the name because she wanted a logo with an egg in it, and the only word relating to waking up that had an ‘O’ in it was ‘woke’.
Debate ensued on the town’s Facebook page. Fortunately…
On Thursday, the page’s admin, Tonya Landrie Ohlund, threatened to remove “ridiculous comments” about the new breakfast shop.
“If you are that close-minded that you can’t grasp that the name is referring to the fact that it is a breakfast establishment and nothing more, then just keep that to yourself and move on,” Ohlund wrote. “It’s disgusting to read that residents are going to refuse to support a business that is trying to grow in our awesome little town because you don’t like what they’ve named it, without even knowing anything about how they chose that name. Just stop.”
She under-estimated the stupidity of her town.
It’s probably best to not give those people coffee.
‘Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.’ – HL Mencken
(Actually, her place is packed.)
To be fair, the owner is an immigrant who says she did not know the political meaning of ‘woke’.
Huh, so that’s why Randall Munroe asked me to wear that flat black hat while he interviewed me…
So…Woke might NOT be the reason she is being shunned.
Today I learned that “ordnance” and “ordinance” are two different words.
I guess you never tried to defeat an enemy by firing a no-smoking-in-restaurants regulation at him or tried to get the city council to pass a new artillery shell.
That gives a new meaning to “rules of engagement”.
Those are for the new ammotated regulations.
I’ve heard it said that city councils are notoriously tight-arsed, which must make such a task even more challenging.