Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Various sites have been pointing out that sticking out the tongue is a gesture of respect and/or agreement in Tibet.

I haven’t seen anything about sucking tongues, though. Did he say it in English? Is it possible he mis-spoke, and meant to say something about sticking out a tongue?

– on the other hand, he seems to have apologized, and not to have given that as an explanation, as near as I can tell.

I keep thinking about the Ritual of Chud. Stephen King got that from somewhere…

So, in a year with a lot of mass killings already, to prepare his students for an active shooter drill, a teacher decided what the hey, let’s have them write their own obituaries. He was a probationary employee. Was. He got canned that very day.

Heh, at least they were 11th and 12th graders and not first graders.

So in this famous photo, Einstein was showing respect for Tibetan reporters?

And, of course, very few match the piety and devotion of ol’ #23:

Keep It Sucking, Son

Actually, when someone posts a context-free one liner like “How is it ok that that a woman standing up for womens rights is attacked? Re: Riley Gaines”, it’s pretty easy to predict by now what’s going to follow.

I remember a certain banned poster who used to do that and when asked for context would be like “Wow, you guys must live in a woke liberal bubble; this case is all anyone is talking about on MY news feed today!”.

The Republican Party in Michigan has an, um. interesting new chairperson.

Kristina Karamo believes in demonic possession, has claimed that Beyoncé recruited people to paganism through a new album and is profoundly antivaccine.

Karamo could be the perfect VP choice for the 2024 G.O.P. Presidential ticket.

But I’m sure the actual problem is still The Satanic Temple

Karamo retweeted this message from Charlie Kirk:

"Trains being derailed. UFO’s all over the place. Chickens struggling to lay eggs. Food processing centers on fire. Tons of people dropping suddenly. "

“What is going on?”

It’s gotta be SATAN!*

*a.k.a. George Soros. Or maybe Anthony Fauci.

Um, what?

I honestly thought we’d put al this behind us. Obviously I overestimate the intelligence of humans. What makes people believe this crap?

She’s a really sorry christian?

I know you’re joking but for the record:

In theory it’s supposed to be a little more rigorous that “What I say is what’s true, no takebacks, LA LA LA LA I’M NOT LISTENING” but these days we’re lucky if it’s even that coherent.

Antivaccine? Now that’s just crazy!

I’ve been on these here interwebs for a while. Back in the old days they used to say that Usenet was where people would correct you just to be polite.

Do you also wonder why Socrates didn’t sound sorry.

WTF, the Church Lady got into politics?!

Illinois man with 10 outstanding warrants backed into one police car, crashed into a second police car, and got tackled while on his way to steal a third.