Term of art for wearing only chaps, no pants. Or maybe I’m wrong. Either way my wife will not approve of me showing my naked, newly gay ass on television. Plus, once you do a parade, I think according to first year gay protocol you have to go to all parades.
Edit: shakes fist at LSLGuy for being a fast typer.
Please let us all know the time and place of this parade! I love a good parade. I hope there is bagpipe music too.
Played by guys in assless kilts, maybe?
So, by definition, @mordecaiB would have a chapless ass?
“Be still my beating heart!!”
If you think the initiation around here is rough, you ain’t seen nuthin’ compared to float riders’ initiations. Or so I’m told.
Chapped more like. At least after the initiation.
And now I find myself strangely intrigued.
Twice!
Florida Man takes his ten year old son to go drive by paint ball shooting. One of the targets pulls his real gun and shoots the kid, who then falls out of the car and gets run over.
It’s Florida Men all the way down.
Thanks, Biden!
Florida Man accused of illegally killing an iguana tries to use Florida’s stand your ground law in his defense.
And yet the official Florida policy is that the only good iguana is a dead iguana. So he was just supposed to kill it nicer?
You can use that on black iguanas.
“I was attacked, and forced to defend myself. Please send the police and an ambulance.”
https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/uploads/2016/9/24/wallet-card.jpg
In this case, I don’t all blame the homeowner for shooting. The father and kid were stupid not to think this could go very, very wrong.
Here today, iguana tomorrow.
Here’s my favorite legal blogger’s take on the iguana murder:
We have lots of those iguanas around here. They’re big, they’re pretty, they’re docile, and they’re human-shy. Not much to fear there. But the do poop like geese.
And apparently they attract not only flies but also morons.
We need a separate Omnibus Stupid Florida Mans thread.
But are they greasy?