Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

I love this song! It’s so acerbic.

It absolutely isn’t, in fact I’ve always thought it was very telling that the American conservative movement adopted Putin’s archenemy as their very own.
Not to mention that Soros’s pet cause is the promotion of worldwide democracy, with a concentration on encouraging Eastern European countries to reject Russian influence in favor of the Western liberal democracy model.

He went to Jared’s!

Local weatherman claims small girl who rang his doorbell because she was looking for her kitten could have been shot. Gets seriously dragged on Twitter.

He subsequently edited his post to something…better?

Guns don’t kill people; doorbells do. I guess.

And somehow kid’s deaths are blamed on doors again. Too many or not enough or something.

Clearly, the only answer is to be sure little girls are properly armed before they go look for their lost pets.

Why the hell do these people even HAVE doorbells? Go live in a compound in the country surrounded by barbed wire if you’re so afraid of the world that a child ringing the bell sets you off.

That would deny them the confrontation they’re seeking.

Yeah, his OP (both original and edited) somehow makes the central message be “don’t ring doorbells in 2023”??? The F?

Halloween must be a hoot in his neighborhood.

I don’t read it that way. I see it as a public service message; beware of me because I’m armed and have dangerous mental issues.

It must be horrible to live your life in fear like that.

A lot more horrible for everyone in that person’s orbit.

Yep. Instead of ringing the doorbell, the little girl should have just assumed that the homeowner had stolen her kitten, and gone in guns blazing, shooting every person in the house. Perfectly justified.

If you don’t want to get shot in your home, then don’t be the kind of person who probably would steal a kitten.

I wonder if threatening to kill children is the sort of thing that would have the police come ring his doorbell.

Might be pretty relaxing - you don’t have the whiplash effect of wondering “this one?” “maybe this one?”

Because it’s everyone.

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Should be relaxing for everyone in range, too. “Remember to cross the street and RUN, Susie, when you go to play with Mary.”

Any idea what might be wrong with the other people on the block, of this guy’s co-workers, that no-one has noticed his little quirks?

Dan

This guy’s in Texas. He’s probably the local equivalent of a gun control advocate.

“And always remember to stop, drop, roll, squeeze off a round, and zig-zag!”

Serpentine! Serpentine!

Scope out the post just above yours. :wink: