I was thinking of this
That’s awesome! I especially liked the part near the end when Jeff ran back to serpentine because he forgot to the first time.
I wonder if he could be sued for maintaining an attractive nuisance?
I used to hate in middle school when they made us try and sell magazines door to door. Wait…
I saw a click-bait article about stupid people yesterday. A guy has a swimming pool. His neighbour posted something to the effect of ‘I climbed a fence to get to my neighbour’s pool, and I hurt myself. My neighbour says I was trespassing, but the pool is an attractive nuisance. Can I sue?’ (No. The pool owner took measures to keep people out, and the injured neighbour is an adult.)
Guy trespassing is a nuisance. And I very much doubt very attractive.
Great band name.
The clickbait popped up again. Here’s the pool guy.
(If you want to see the rest of them, here’s the link.)
that is an attractive pool.
I’m sure it’s not the actual pool. Clickbait articles tend to use whatever pics they find to match a meme.
Bonus points for using “whom” correctly.
I named a kitten that, for a while.
He eventually grew a much longer name, and was usually called by a different part of it; but Attractive Nuisance remained part of his name.
In my experience that may well be part of every cat’s name. 
Name? Hell, that’s in their DNA.
And those bonus points are lost for ending the sentence with a preposition. 
That’s the kind of nonsense up with which I shall not put.
They could open for The Pretty Reckless.
Also a good cat name, for some cats I’ve known.
I just posted this in the DeSantis can’t win the GOP nomination thread in Politics &elections, but it bears repeating here:
Today’s episode of “DeSantis is a stupid loser”: Blatantly using the distinctive Disney font for MAGA-style hats promoting his presidential run.
That font is so clearly Disney’s, he’s begging for a cease-and-desist nastygram at the very least, and since he’ll undoubtedly do the I’m-a-tough-guy response he’ll likely get dragged into court over it on a preliminary injunction motion and then face further legal woes. Has he considered how this will play with corporate types – yanno, the big money guys he needs to fund his campaign – who are keenly aware of the need to protect trademarks? He really is stupid, isn’t he?
Much as I hate to be seen as defending DeSanctimonious, this article cited in your linked article to support the claim that Disney’s font is trademarked specifically says:
Can You Trademark a Font?
No, you cannot trademark a font. A font by itself does not qualify for trademark protection because it is functional. A font by itself does not brand a product or service and does not prevent consumer confusion.
Disney’s trademark is in the Disney name in that font, not the font itself. And as long as DeSantis is not using the Disney name (or something confusingly similar) to promote any of the products or services that Disney offers, he is not violating a Disney trademark. IMHO. IANAL.
Of course, that won’t stop Disney lawyers from sending him a cease-and-desist letter.