I don’t think this has been mentioned:
And that’s why you should always get your dog (or cat) licensed.
What was the name of the driving cat from the SNL skit?
Toonces.
Toonces the Driving Cat, the cat who could drive a car.
He drives around, all over the town, Toonces the Driving Cat!
The dog was driving and caught on camera.
Hey, how do they know that dog wasn’t a “seeing eye” dog?
The bigger question is “does a dog driving a car still have to be on a leash?”
The same way a human does. It’s called a seat belt.
This is a dog licence with the word ‘dog’ crossed out and ‘cat’ written in in crayon.
…Man didn’t have the right form.
If you’ve only got one card left to play, give it a shot.
“Ministry of Housinge”?
He almost got away.
Should have gotten the dog to drive.
How to blame someone’s death on Covid-19 vaccination when he wasn’t vaccinated?
Easy - attribute it to “shedding” by the vaccinated.
Followers of Dr. Rashid Buttar, antivaccine quack and multilevel marketing entrepreneur, are making their case that “shedders” are responsible for his death (he reportedly experienced a stroke and myocarditis).
The late Dr. Buttar achieved recent infamy as one of the “Disinformation Dozen” named by the Centering for Countering Digital Hate, said to be responsible for most of the antivax propaganda spewed out over the Internet.
Shame, shame on all you Transgenics.
There’s a lot of stupid to go around in this story.
The person who made it up.
Her organization that promoted it.
The lawmaker(s) who were going to pass legislation based on it, without further corroboration.
Fox News who ran with it for several days before it was debunked, and then made a very quiet retraction.
And last but not least, the MAGAts that believe it implicitly, and will disbelieve the debunking.
p.s. there are a lot of other outlets that have published this story.
I may have to rethink my position on vouchers, if this is what they’re now teaching in the parochial schools.
If your current position is to use public tax dollars to fund attendance at private schools, I would encourage you to rethink that position. No problem (Crap ass public schools) is solved by running away from it.
My current position is that tax dollars should never be used to fund private schools.
/sarcasm/ However, if they’re showing porn in said schools, I may want to rethink that position. /end sarcasm
My original post was pure sarcasm as well. Obviously, I should have placed sarcasm brackets around my earlier statement.