The “jeet/no,jew?” exchange was standard in my family in the fifties, and now I’ve learned the next pair of exchanges!
Any more, I hope?
Dan
From Annie Hall:
I thought it was Jeff Foxworthy: (1:07)
I bet I still have that album. I listened to it so many times in high school I could probably still recite most of it.
“NH debate sucked because instead of hitting back when attacked like I wanted to, I listened to advice about ‘pivoting’ & not ‘punching down’ on a [Chris Christie] who was at 7% & about to drop out.
I’m not sure claiming that you follow someone else’s advice when it’s not working is better than just admitting you had a bad day.
We all make mistakes,’ says woman who got bit by an octopus she put on her face:
‘I never thought octopi would eat MY face ,’ sobs woman who voted for the Octopi Eating People’s Faces Party.
What can I say? I liked their stance on immigration reform.
Words to live by.
She got revenge though - she cooked and ate it!
And once again wildlife pays the ultimate price for stupid human tricks.
Or, the current classic
A does something stupid to B
B responds with something mildly embarrassing to A
A kills B: “I sure showed them, har har har!!”
People suck.
It’s refreshing, at least, to see some stupidity in this thread that isn’t political or politically-tinged. Just some good old fashioned humans vs. wildlife stupidity. I long for a return to the time when that sort of thing would be what threads like this were filled with.
So now there are two partys, the Octopus Face Eaters and Leopard Face Eaters.
I voted for the Face-Eating Leopards, something smelled fishy about the other one.
I am a bit amused by how we have a proliferation of “Stupid ___ in the News” threads that by now are each all over the place topic-wise, as people post whatever they want to share in the first one they run into. Not counting the material that is not really “Stupid …” but just evil or despicable or bad (or simply Republican 
)
Tacoma, eh? My old stomping grounds.
Don’t mess with folks from the T.
And then along comes a Mad Scientist who says, “What about the best of both worlds?”
It has been done. Presenting the octopard.
Seriously, someone already came up with that.
I don’t think The SyFy Network has done “Octopard!” yet.
I guess a Displacer Beast from D&D would be a cousin of it.