Rudyard Kipling would agree with you.
They’ll euthanize the bear, though.
Standard answer if you talk about the smell in a pulp-mill town:
“Smells like money to me.”
I’ve worked in pulp mills on five continents, and my standard reply to that is “Where do you keep your wallet, up your ass?”
Deters pickpockets.
Let me tell you, though, nothing compares to the smell of rendering plants. And I mean that literally. Sewage, manure, rotting corpses, rotten eggs… You know what all of those smell like. Rendering plants, though, don’t smell like anything you can recognize. You can just tell that, whatever that smell is, it’s very, very wrong.
Animal by-product plants in general. One of my brother’s summer jobs was to assist a boiler cleaning service. Whenever he was sent to Eastern By-products, the stench he would bring home was unbearable. Mother would make him remove his clothes in the garage and would send him to the shower immediately.
Friends of mine lived a couple of blocks downwind from the Oscar Mayer plant (“People Killing Pigs For People”). This was before they stopped slaughtering and rendering animals in the plant… in the middle of the city!
I would never have thought that my father would have a week stomach, but he worked in a meat packing place when he was young. He didn’t slaughter, but he got to stir up a big stew of the materials for pickle loaf, it’s kind of chunky, and he said it would make him sick to his stomach. And he couldn’t help mom when we kids had vomiting spells, because he would too. Yet he worked for thirty years in a Goodyear plant, and when as a child I visited the place I would get a headache, or be sick, because of the sharp and chemical reek of the place.
I would not be surprised if there were long term negative effects on his health in an environment like that.
Unless you have a peculiar allergy that others don’t share, you should not get sick being in an area. Your body is telling you that it’s an unsafe environment.
Well, he lived to be 85, and was riding his motorcycle when a distracted driver killed him. So it was the a**hole driver’s desire to put in a CD that had the negative effect.
Deters pickpuckers.
Dan
Back in the day I made a delivery to a place that manufactured liquid deer bait. It reeked so bad it made my eyes water. I could barely stand to be within a 1/4 mile of the place. I went in with watering eyes, running nose, etc. and they were all eating pizza. Bleh, just gross.
Don’t be so judgmental. At least not until you try venison on your pizza!
Blech! Just reading your post has my tummy ready to provide what’s known by foreigners in Korea as street pizza.
Condoms and gummy bears: Soldier on El Paso border mission arrested in teen sex sting
A U.S. Army soldier deployed to the El Paso border was arrested after being accused of sexually soliciting a 15-year-girl in an undercover online sting, according to jail records and court officials.
Axel Cabrera, 22, was arrested by the Texas Department of Public Safety last week on a charge of online solicitation of a minor when he went to meet the girl, who was actually an undercover agent, a prosecutor said at a teleconference bond hearing over the weekend.
An El Paso County Jail log lists Cabrera as being from Fort Carson, Colorado.
*More at the link, especially this touching scene:
A surveillance team watched Cabrera leave the hotel and go to a gas station, where he purchased “condoms and gummy bears, because she also requested gummy bears along with protection,” Briggs said.
“It’s nature’s pocket!”
‘Adam’ double-bagged heavier items at the self-checkout. A store employee tells him he’s being wasteful – and that it’s illegal. Adam says he’s double-bagging heavier items so that the bottoms or the handles don’t rip. The employee says he should ‘pack less and use one bag.’ He told her that that would use the same number of bags.
[Emphasis mine]
Adam then resorted to an example. “So I have one gallon of milk and some juice that’s in this bag right now, and it’s double-bagged,” he explained. “I should take one of these items out, and put it in a single bag?” Evidently the employee wouldn’t budge. “Yes,” she told him. “Isn’t that the same number of bags?” he asked. She said no.
1 + 1 < 2. Math is hard.
((Sigh…))
Time and place, people, time and place…
And the thing is, under DC law, once they set foot on the street outside the White House grounds, that would have been totally fine with everyone in authority. But in the grounds at an official event, you behave.
I saw that the other day and it pissed me off. She’s taking the whole LGBTQ+ (specifically the T) movement and shooting it in the foot.
The post-top surgery trans-men can walk around without shirts on, the post-top surgery trans women can’t and that can be confusing, I get it. “Free the nipple” is great for a peaceful protest (time and place), but maybe not at the White House, especially when the person living there is rooting for you.
Also, I don’t claim to understand why anyone would be allowed to take their shirt off at the White House, but I hope she understands that this isn’t a trans thing, a cis women can’t walk around WH property topless either.
For that matter, I don’t think that in most cases men, cis or otherwise, can walk around the public areas of the White House shirtless.