Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

DeSantis has signed a bill to allow dangerous materials to be used in road construction. Trigger the libs by creating toxic roads!

Abbott: “I’m going to make working conditions dangerous for road workers by removing the requirement for water breaks during heat waves!”

DeSantis: “Hold my beer…”

Shards of glass does wonders to improve traction during hurricanes.

Superhero underwear. He wasn’t into Barney and Baby Bop, he liked wrestlers and Batman.

Just because it’s hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement doesn’t mean you should do it.

What if you’re preparing breakfast for Ron DeSantis?

Did the egg have two daddies or mommies?

I’m pitting the writer of this article about Biden using a sleep apnea device. What’s the point of writing it and why is it international news? It feels like a backdoor attempt to say “He’s old and frail” without saying it since a lot of people might associate sleeping difficulties with “old person.” Or maybe that’s just my take on it.

Tell him it did then enjoy his hunger pangs.

And how typical of the lame stream fake news media to not even mention how Biden has been hiding this potential fatal and debilitating disease from the public!!!

“Since 2008, the President has disclosed his history with sleep apnea in thorough medical reports,” White House spokesman Andrew Bates said in a statement.

Interesting. Jeff Tiedrich had a blistering response to that which I will post if I can find it again; however, Twitter will not allow me to view it anymore. I don’t have an account, but before today I was able to look at tweets.

This one?

https://twitter.com/itsJeffTiedrich/status/1674418165982572544?s=20

Joe Biden uses a CPAP machine to help him sleep. so what? Donald Trump uses a girdle, lifts in his shoes, fluorescent tangerine makeup, a shit-ton of hairspray, a shapeless suit, and adult diapers to help him not feel like the weak insecure piece of shit failure that he is. and it’s not working

:ninja:t5:!!!

Thanks, guys! So you can see Twitter, or do you have an account?

Sadly, yes.

Either he didn’t use enough hairspray or his hair saw a Klingon.

Yes, I have an account. I’m Rebo there, too.

Tell him quite honestly that it was produced by a single mother with no daddy whatsoever involved. That’ll probably upset him just as much.

(Most egg laying chickens these days never see a rooster. Chickens will produce eggs with no rooster around; the eggs will be sterile, but when they’re to be sold for eating that’s actually preferable.)

Shit. Ditto; and now all I seem to be getting is multiple boxes telling me to sign in or sign up.

Nope. Ain’t doing that.

I have no account and could see nothing useful.

Ditto. There were several accounts I liked to check every day, and even being able to see what was trending was of interest. But I’m not signing up. Fuck you, Elon!