Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Since rainbows are a sign of G*d’s promise to never flood the earth again I find their current objections ironic.

The same people are also working to ensure that the earth gets flooded via rising oceans.

If I believed in either of them, I’d strongly suspect that many of these people have actually been deluded into supporting the Opposition.

Who’s supposed to be a very good liar, after all.

One can certainly make a strong argument for Trump being a false prophet.

Well, he does seem to generate a lot of false profit.

So committing blasphemy? Doesn’t that mean in theory God should stop the flooding so it doesn’t steal His stunt?

God promised that He would never flood the Earth again. He never said that we wouldn’t.

Maybe it’s why they keep buying enormous yachts.

Deluded? If The Other Side could make them “winners” and/or screw with the Left, they would openly support it.

Heck, a lot of them already support Putin.

Man steals forklift from Lowes, and uses it for murder at Home Depot

A Maryland man has been charged with first-degree murder after investigators say he stole a forklift from a Lowe’s Home Improvement Store and rammed it into a woman in the parking lot of a nearby Home Depot.

The sheriff’s office said that the 20-year-old suspect, Bryce Caleb Timothy Brown, broke into the business, stole a forklift, and rammed it through the back gates of the store.

He then entered the Home Depot parking lot on the forklift and for “unknown reasons” rammed it into a car in the parking lot, the sheriff’s office said.

A woman had been sleeping in the car, but got out and began to run away after her vehicle was struck, it added.

The suspect then chased her and mowed her down before stealing her car and fleeing in it, according to the sheriff’s office.

The sheriff’s office said that the suspect and the victim did not know each other.

Never change, Klaus, you crazy bastard.

Sounds like forklift man is nutso. Also sounds like he needs to be locked away from society for the rest of his miserable life.

Never mind. Posted already.

And driving a forklift without a license?

‘I wasn’t driving, I was traveling!’

Whoa, whoa; let’s not jump to conclusions here.

What the hell did I just watch?

I think it’s a training video – of the this-is-why-you-don’t-do-that style.

Agreed, it’s possible that he is a sane and responsible person, but the voices making him do stuff are total psychos.