This is a pretty amateurish effort. Baffert needs to up his game - he should study the history of far more creative excuses proffered by doped-up cyclists, shocked that their reputation should be tarnished by unjust allegations. There is general agreement that the apotheosis of preposterous excuses was Tyler Hamilton explaining the presence of somebody else’s blood in his veins through chimerism, “vanishing twin” syndrome.
I can stick a playing card to my forehead. Therefore, all playing cards are metal, due to the magnetic Moderna vaccine running through my blood causing that card to stick…
I will say that I am very grateful to that woman for showing everyone what is behind resistance to the vaccine. Completely and total fucking lunacy. The way she speaks reminds me of the Ancient Aliens people that my wife puts on TV at night. (She doesn’t believe any of that bullshit, luckily, she just claims it helps her sleep for some reason.)
“There’s a lot pressure from race officials, the media, and sponsors; that’s very difficult for a three-year-old to resist. I can’t keep an eye on Medina Spirit 24/7. If these drugs are available, the athletes will find a way to get them”
It’s not a dinosaur. I’ll give him that. That would be really stupid.
Authorities rescued a man who said he had been trapped for two days inside a large fan at a Northern California vineyard.
“The man indicated he liked to take pictures of the engines of old farm equipment,” the statement said. “After a thorough investigation, which revealed the farm equipment wasn’t antique and the man had far more methamphetamine than camera equipment, the motivation to climb into the fan shaft remains a total mystery.”
Kentucky is Bigfoot country? And I’m amused by the idea that he thought there might be a cryptid out there, so the right thing to do is to shoot it. It’s a wonder that any of the aliens that visit Earth regularly haven’t been shot.