Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Does he use kosher salt on them?

Are they also extraditing Arthur Knight and Nicholas Alahverdian? Or are those separate hearings?

It appears that porcine prion protein is paradigmatically proof against prion strain propagation. (I swear to og, folks, I don’t make these titles up.)

If you’re choosing brains not to eat, don’t forget about bats.

I’m not sure if that’s a joke that’s sailing over my head or a real question, but in case it’s real … I’m not sure. I want to say yes, because that just seems like something they would do – no ordinary table salt for my pig.

I would hope that Jack Batty is not a chiropteravore.

I don’t eat within my own class - mammalia. No pigs, no cows, no cats, no bats, no dolphins, no warthogs, no nothing.

Don’t worry, some of us will take up the slack for you.

But how classy are you?

What about the occasional naked mole rat?

We were at a brewery in Meadville, PA that had a menu written on a big chalkboard. My gf ordered the tacos de lengua. Halfway through our meal, both enjoying our food, I asked her if she knew what “lengua” was in English. She admitted she did not. When I told her she asked me to switch meals with her, and I did.

Woman gets busted for trying to bring some really good shit into the country.

Guy walks into a diner and asks what the blue plate special is. Counterman says, “Beef tongue sandwich.” Guy reacts with disgust. “BLEARCH! That’s disgusting! I ain’t eating something that’s been in a cow’s mouth! Gimme an egg salad!”

When you’re eating tongue, how do you know when you’re finished?

I don’t want to taste something that might be tasting me back.

Do you eat pineapple?

It is not just the animal world that is trying to eat us.

:stuck_out_tongue:

there were prayers? … why didn’t anybody tell me ahead of time …

… the g’ment AND big pharma!!!

in a Hanibal kind of way?

I think I preferred the shooting hijack.