This guy acted so dumb that I have to assume it’s a mental illness. Or he really wanted badly to go to jail.
take your time!
… well hung, they said … well hung!
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and right they was
Hey, if your shopping isn’t done, I have a great gift idea! It’s sure to make memories!
Now, what would really make that story complete would be if it turned out that some of the models are transwomen…
Barf.
I suspect a number of those “real women” have fake parts. (Silicone and such.)
How very novel. It’s soo unusual for a company to make a calendar with scantily clad (or naked) women posing in suggestive ways. What trail blazers these guys are.
Back to the future.
Or moving backwards into the future more like.
Someone finds a camera in a bedroom air vent and notifies the police. Naturally, he denied it, who wouldn’t, but…
-The defendant told officers that they had some maintenance workers in there recently to check the air filters and to check the vents. A review of the maintenance logs showed this to be a false statement
-a review of the defendant’s Amazon account "showed purchases of eight (8) separate spy or hidden cameras
-the defendant’s phone showed an application had been deleted off his phone that was the accompanying application to the spy camera
-When the defendant was arrested, a search “revealed a spy camera in his pocket…”
-the video "shows the defendant’s face and depicts the defendant holding the drill used to uninstall and reinstall the grate of the vent
I dig those kinds of cases so much…
Here’s one I posted a while back…
IOW
Testing, testing. Is this thing on?
I think we can rule out being happy to see the arresting officer.
Florida Teens
[T]he 14-years-old and 15-years-old got into an argument while Christmas shopping with the family on Sunday. According to the sheriff, the 15-year-old was jealous over the number of gifts their mother was buying his brother. …
Initially, the 15-year-old refused to engage in the fight and the boys’ uncle separated them. The 14-year-old reportedly left the home and went outside. His sister told them to “leave that stuff alone. Why you trying to start it, it’s Christmas.”
Then the 14-year-old and his sister, who was carrying her 10-month-old son in a baby carrier, began to argue. The 14-year-old turned to his sister, called her a number of derogatory terms, and then shot her in the chest with a .40 caliber semi automatic handgun, according to the sheriff’s office.
After the shooting, the 15-year-old reportedly open fire on his brother, saying “you shot my m***** f****** sister.”
Anyone who has a family spat on Christmas, see if you can top that one.
I’d really rather not, if you don’t mind.
The only small mercy is that I mis-read it the first time. The deceased sister with a 10-month-old baby was not a 14-year-old.
I can’t even come close. We had some very upsetting holidays when I was younger and my momster was still alive. However, the only weapons were sharp words and emotional abuse.
He topped his sister.
Oh, for fuck’s sake that’s cold.
(But funny in a really sick way.)