Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

What are they teaching these kids? In my stint at the London School of Economics, the first week was cost/benefit analysis of The Big Heist.

Now, the LSoE is adamant that the kid should’ve rounded up a decent Caper Crew: a Kasparov and a Cleric for planning, a Shifty Grifter and a Missus Doubtfire to get the ball rolling; and on the big day, at least two Schwarzeneggers, an Inspector Gadget, a first-rate Hacker-Cracker, and then, for the getaway, a Popeye Doyle and a Mary Poppins.

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I have classmates who are still doing time from a botched mid-term.

I don’t see how these signs would’ve been disruptive, but I could be wrong. Seems smarter PR to just let them be and not invite headlines.

But professional hecklers are OK, NBA?

https://www.basketballnetwork.net/old-school/nbas-most-famous-heckler

The financial version of How To Get Away With Murder?

I assumed it was an Ocean’s 11 reference, where they had a Boesky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros, and a Leon Spinks. And the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

My first thought was ‘that would only be a distraction to people who objected to Jews.’

Then I read more of the story, and saw who originally objected and the bit of that person’s history given in the story.

My first thought appears to have been correct.

Really. If someone had a sign saying, “I’m Italian and I’m proud,” would anyone have an objection?

Probably not.

But if someone had sign saying “I’m Muslim and I’m proud,” methinks the feedback would be loud and long.

Yes. And just as bigoted.

A few years old but I just learned about this dumbass:

A Virginia state trooper has resigned after he claimed in a text message that he coughed on a driver he ticketed in hopes of spreading the coronavirus.

Virginia State Police began an internal investigation into Jacob Gooch after the texts surfaced during a homicide investigation in Arizona.

A homicide investigation which involved his brothers:

Oooh, cop punishment. Let me guess, he resigned from one department, and was hired by another.
They trade them around like the Catholic church trades priests.

Citing Porntip Rojanasunan, the director of the Central Institute of Forensic Science, told the Bangkok Post that the actor may have died from auto-erotic asphyxiation, the practice of cutting off one’s air supply to heighten sexual pleasure.

I’m struggling for words … -

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right - he fails to stay in the steak-business, but will bring us world-peace …

So why didn’t he end the wars in Ukraine and Israel while he was, you know, actually President?

I think the answer is a very strident REASONS!

He was prevented from being THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVAR!!! by the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the Saucer People and the Reverse Vampires…you know - Deep State.

Same reason his “healthcare plan” went into the toilet.

I never noticed that.

WTF

That news is so old now I didn’t even realize there were still people who had not heard that.

Poppycock, he was the greatest president EVER. However, the deep state etc. lies about him so only his followers, the chosen few, KNOW.

Who knew healthcare was so complicated? Nobody knows that.