Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

TIL that One Punch Man is governor of Utah.

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Do not slander Saitama!

“I’m just a guy who’s a governor for fun.”

28-year-old Illinois hebephile facing the possibility of spending the rest of his life in prison for thinking with the wrong head:

There is no such thing as gravity - the earth sucks!

Seen on a t-shirt in the 80s.

Don’t blame me; I voted for Velcro.

Good username / post combo!

Some of us do reject gravity!

…I had NO idea where to post this, but I didn’t want to start a thread for it, so I thought I might as well post it here.

The Proud Boys in action. Scroll up you can see them letting off smoke bombs and randomly firing paintballs. There is a van with a mobility sticker in one of the earlier tweets that I saw got rolled over and destroyed in another video somewhere else. Completely out of control. No police in sight.

…and now gun battles in the streets. (CW man shooting a gun in the street, somebody shooting back, nobody injured)

Jim Baker stated " God Can’t Hear Prayers Through A Mask", see the replies herecite

I don’t know if this is the correct place, but is definitely stupid. Jim Baker was in the news, and I personally enjoyed the replies.

Bakker, but yes, he’s explicitly saying God can be stopped by a thin strip of cloth or paper.

Second post in the link:

I’m sure it’s not the mask itself that is stopping the prayer. It is the lack of true faith shown by the person who feels the need to wear a mask instead of depending on his faith to protect them from a disease that doesn’t exist.

I mean, give the man credit for a minimum of common, um, something.

Tempting us by telling us to take risks and God will swoop down and save us if we have sufficient faith?

Jim Bakker sidelines as Satan tempting Jesus in the desert? Nice one

I guess all them people cramming the ICUs in the Bible Belt are unbelievers, just claiming to be Christians.

And the preachers that die got it and died…not really very faithful, even though they were telling OTHERS to forget masks if you are faithful.

No TRUE Scotsman would get COVID

I’m surprised that in all the years I’ve known him Jim Bakker still hasn’t figured out that God doesn’t answer the prayers of iron charioteers people that ride in cars.

From ahduval’s tweet cite - great GOP logo re-fashioning by LOLGOP (#12)

Awesome comment about mimes, but less crazy about the tweet it responded to.

says clothed woman reading her notes off her cellphone with the aid of her glasses

Well, here’s some really stupid MFers.

The FCC fine is related to 1,141 unlawful robocalls to wireless phones between Aug. 26 and Sept. 14, according to the agency. The messages told people that voting by absentee ballot would ensure “personal information will be part of a public database that will be used by police departments to track down old warrants and be used by credit card companies to collect outstanding debts.”

I wonder if daddy has enough money to pay the fine?

Wohl and Burkman are just the gift that keep on giving.

Fancy that.