Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

She and many like her spreading disinformation are a public health risk to the entire country.

Pro-Covid protestors attack British propaganda site, BBC’s Television Centre. Problem is, it’s not a broadcast center anymore.

No word on if they planned to roll a BBC announcer off the end of a pier if they caught one, per the Monty Python sketch in which terrorists attack the same place back when its function did match its name.

Disco.

Ooh. Rick Dees. Nice add.

Next up: Rand Paul gets banned from YouTube for 7 days for claiming masks don’t work.

They really do need to start making these bans permanent.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/11/tech/rand-paul-youtube-suspension/index.html

Or Via

Via duck?
Vy not a chicken?

Well, I don’t know why not a chicken; I’m a stranger here myself. All I know is that it’s a viaduct. You try to cross over there a chicken and you’ll find out why a duck.

It’s…It’s deep water, that’s why a duck. It’s deep water.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/utah-governor-responds-to-constituent-demanding-he-change-obscene-last-name/ar-AANcBCU?li=BBnb7Kz

Gonna have to call bullshit on this one. Either the Governor is playing us or someone is playing him.

Spencer Peters
Spencer Weiner
Spencer Dick

Is there anything going on in Utah from which the Governor needs a short break in the public’s attention? Otherwise, just a joke, methinks.

I find absolutely nothing unbelievable that there’s one crank in Utah who is utterly scandalized by homophones*, and has a lot of spare time to write letters about it.

*Largely because he thinks they’re a sex thing.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Homophonophobia?

Or would that be fear of identical record players?

Stupid, but deadly.

Taught courses specializing in “deviant behavior.” Nice to see someone passing on the skills he knows best.

A criminal complaint alleges that he told the FBI that he killed his children because he believed they “were going to grow into monsters” and that conspiracy theories led him to believe that his wife had passed down her “serpent DNA” to the children.

I’m thinking any monster genes would be coming from his side of pool, not his wife’s.

Nitpick: Adjunct, not “professor.” I.e., temporary instructor, not appointed or in a tenure line.

To headline writers, anyone who ever gave a lecture at a community college becomes a “professor.” Just like when the tabloids quote some idiot chiropractor or naturopath as a “top doctor.”