Reminds me of a recent report from our local police department:
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Good morning Nolensville,
Under the heading of “you never know what you will see”…
Wednesday morning there was a 3 car crash on Nolensville Rd. near Summerlyn Drive. While collecting information, directing traffic and attending to everyone we have a fellow drive up, leave his car in the middle of the road and take off walking. He is having a medical emergency from an overdose of an illegal substance. EMS and Fire are on the scene to attend to him as well. The fellow is transported to the nearest hospital. While NPD officers are getting his car out of the road we discover it is, “Not His Car”. The car is reported as stolen from Smyrna. Charges are placed against the individual and arrangements were made for us to be notified upon his release from the hospital, except we were not notified.
So our fellow walks from the hospital when he is all better, but he didn’t get far. Our fellow uses his new lease on life to go promptly to a business across the street from the hospital and again draws the attention of the local constabulary. This time he is arrested for shoplifting. During the investigation of the shoplifting incident the police in that city find out we have outstanding charges from earlier Wednesday morning. He was transported to the Williamson County Jail.
And now for the rest of the story… This was the 2nd time the victim had the same car stolen. Both times they had left the keys in the car. “LOCK IT & POCKET YOUR KEYS!”
We know this was long but what else did you have to do. You are on FB.[/quote]
Woman annoyed by rope hanging in front of her 21st story window cuts it, stranding painters at a higher floor
The incident took place around noon on Oct 12. While the two repairmen, one of them a Myanmar national known only as Song, were lowering the rope from the 32nd floor of the condo to fix a crack, they saw the rope was cut by a woman living on the 21st storey, making it impossible for them to descend by themselves.
One of the workers signalled for help and Prapawan Satasing, who lived on the 26th floor, let them land on her balcony. The workers then went downstairs to report the incident to the condo administration.
Austin Compounding Pharmacy has an order form for several of the quack cure/treatments for COVID and delightful advice on how to not get sick and die. A fucking pharmacy.
Aaron Rodgers has tested positive for covid, after telling the Packers he had been vaccinated (well, at least, he implied that he had been vaccinated).
My 94 yr old Cheesehead mother, who adores Aaron, said “What a jerk.”
I replied “His brain’s been softened by dating celebrities.”
My immediate Packers line was: “So the Packers will be playing without their QB… against the Chiefs, whose QB hasn’t shown up to most of their games either.”
I WAS a lifelong Packer fan until today. The coach and the entire team should’ve been on his case if indeed he had gotten some sketchy homeopathic “immunization”.
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