Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

[running_coach]

@Just_Asking_Questions

“DocChat, do I need to tie off the artery when I remove the spleen?”
“No. there is minimal blood flow through the spleen.” -

This doctor didn’t do any better.

Man dies from "splenectomy" where they removed his LIVER instead!

This is insane! They were away from home, and he had abdominal pain and a doctor recommended that he have a semi-urgent splenectomy - and they removed his LIVER instead! How could that even happen, unless the man had a massively enlarged spleen which is a very real possibility? I’m not a physician, but those organs are not the same, to put it lightly (although the liver does take over the duties of the spleen if the latter is removed). Apparently, he’d done something like this before.