Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

Surely everyone here has made a minor cooking mistake using the wrong ingredients?

Patterson said Wednesday she splurged on expensive ingredients and researched ideas to find “something special” to serve. She deviated from her chosen recipe to improve the “bland” flavor, she said.

She believed she was adding dried fungi bought from an Asian supermarket from a container in her pantry, she told the court.