Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

[Pleonast]

@running_coach

@Just_Asking_Questions

@PastTense

Remember he is a klutz

That’s unfair. Who among us hasn’t slipped and landed on a hiking pole, or broom, or rake, hoe, loose javelin, and rammed it clear through our bodies? I mean, with all these people in the world, and all these sharp sticks, it must happen…hundreds of times a day. Right? -

You have to give him credit for creating a new orifice rather than using an existing one.

That’s two new orifices. (Not cross-posting with the how many holes thread.)