Here you go …
I love that site.
Is that what the ruling said?
Now I want to try entering “a clump of deer” into an AI image generator…
“…and hating THEOSU. And they all moved back, and we had a great time talking about the egregious use of the definite article. And father stabbing.”
Heh, I’m always a bit bothered by meat sold as “semi-boneless”.
I’ve never had ‘boneless wings’. I thought ‘boneless wings’ were a marketing term for chicken nuggets.
It is a marketing term for nuggets prepared and spiced in the style of buffalo wings. “Buffalo wings” themselves being a technically misleading marketing term since bison have no wings and the idea has long escaped that New York industrial city near Niagara Falls.
But some moron tried to sue some restaurant claiming that the fact they were not really wings that had been deboned meant that said restaurant owed said moron eleventy gazillion dollars for “false advertising.”
Which is why said moron finds themselves in this thread.
I totally disagree. I think the court very much said that “boneless wings” implies no bones. What that description doesn’t do is guarantee no bones.
I think that once it was decided that “foot-long” hotdogs and sandwiches don’t really have to be a foot long, all bets were off.
I got pissed off by a carton of ice cream that touted itself as “97% Fat Free”. No. No part of the well-blended ice cream is fat free. It is 3% fat, end of story.
Thank you!
It has also been found that crunchberries are not berries.
Ivory Soap is 99 44/100% Pure. Cool. But what if it is 56/100% feces?
Then it’d be a shitty soap.
Probably not. The 99.44% refers to the par that the salt of a fatty acid (one definition of “soap”), the 0.56% is just anything else – fragrance, lotions, unreacted fatty acids, gravel, maybe even feces. But probably not.
The Master speaks on that 56/100 in Ivory soap
“The impurities consisted of uncombined alkali, 0.11%; carbonates, 0.28%; and mineral matter, 0.17%.”
“Grape Nuts” Bueller, Bueller?
Elton are you fucking kidding me? Bring back D.A.R.E. again?
What a fucking dolt.
Just stick with your stupid coke, asshole.
I’ve occasionally joked that crunchberries are picked too early; all those green ones aren’t ripe, yet.
I saw that, too. “Old man says something stupid.” It’s bad when it happens to you or your parents, but a rock star? Sheesh.