Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

¡Ai, carumba!

There’s some very complicated multi-legged joke here about pretending to be a squid with black ink rather than a Latin octopus.

Maybe I’m being whooshed but I don’t believe Dolezal was attempting to fake her ethnicity to get hired. Rather, she identifies as Black and has tailored her life around that.

Note that I am not defending her in any way, just pointing out that I don’t think that’s her motivation.

She also fabricated racially-motivated hate crimes against herself, so I think whatever’s going on there it goes a bit beyond just a genuine belief she holds about her own cultural identity.

Oh yes, again I am not defending her. Ugh no. I just don’t think this was all a scheme to get a particular job in Arizona. Otherwise it’s a really bizarre long con!

Agreed, what she did really doesn’t make sense as a con to get a job as a minority hire. It’s… complicated.

Why do all of these men wanna chase an eight legged woman down?

Because she has an awesome Web presence?

A passenger plane was diverted and the passengers put on alternate flights after a woman was showered with squiggly white insect larvae. They were not Individual-ONE-supporters but actual larvae being bred by the airline to mature into flies intended to help keep the plane aloft.

OK, OK, I allegedly made that last part up. The story claims that they were in an improperly stowed fish that had spoiled. But I am not buying that nonsense.

Because they’re a sucker for a pretty face.

You totally win the thread with that one! Bravo good Sir!


As to my comment about Dolezal faking the wrong ethnicity, that was mostly tongue in cheek, and a general poke at the RW idea that minorities have total priority on government job hiring. Dolezal is indeed a wacko with delusions of Blackeur. Nothing more, but nothing less.

Ah, the “Billy the Mountain” school of aerospace engineering.

They just don’t agree on what the correct one is.

Reminds me of something that turned up in my Facebook feed recently: a relatively tame Rule 34 image* from a Palworld discussion group, which a “Jesus saves!” sort decried as “bestiality”.


*Just a solo Pal with tiny jiggly bits, no sex involved.

Can’t forget the Aunt Jemima syrup, some Kaiser broiler foil, and a pair of blunt scissors.

You can get anything at the Ralph’s on Sunset (where no prices are lower, prices than Ralph’s)

Excepting Alice Ralph!

It turns out this “theft” was probably a hoax [for this license type FCC requires unprofitable AM transmission in order to operate more profitable FM translator].

See this Youtube video and the comments:

Check out this thread–noting this particular comment showing the Google images:

https://www.radiodiscussions.com/threads/wjlx-wjbe-and-werh-oh-my.769948/#post-6697751

And naturally the station is running a Gofundme to pay for a new tower.

Somehow this reminds me a lot of the idea behind today’s xkcd:

My favorite comment on that vid: “Came for The X-Files. Stayed for the True Detective.