Also the 314 (a flying boat) and 377 (the Stratocruiser).
Missed it by that much. Should have been a bottle.
His gods must be crazier than he is. Or vice versa. 
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo… [plant!]
Which won’t be known by anyone other than the Sentinelese for some time, if ever.
He ought to be kept in jail. This isn’t the first time he’s tried to pull this sort of shit, and if he’s let loose it’s unlikely to be the last.
There is an all-star lineup of meth heads in Wichita. Last year, somebody stole a statue of Jackie Robinson. Yesterday, someone stole a centuries-old Spanish cannon from a downtown park.
I won’t say he deserves to be executed for the stunt he pulled, but if they’d killed him I wouldn’t feel bad in the least.
I’m not sure right now is the best time to be suggesting pre-emptive imprisonment for crimes someone has not yet committed but might do someday.
Not sure if this is a dumb question or not: is it legal for the Sentinelese to kill trespassers?
@Cecil_Adams, maybe this is the kind of wacky question that you excel at answering.
Whether it’s illegal or not, the Indian authorities will not prosecute them for it.
The no-contact order for all outsiders (the island is a protected zone) applies even to Indian authorities themselves.
The primary reason for that is to protect the indigenous people from outside disease. You can plausibly argue that any attack on outsiders is self-defense. Simply approaching them is a potentially lethal act for anyone.
Legal under whose law? The Sentinelese have their own ideas about what “law” even is.
The area “belongs” to the Indian government, but they have a formal hands off policy Wiki says:
Nominally, the island belongs to the South Andaman administrative district, part of the Indian union territory of Andaman and Nicobar Islands.[11] In practice, Indian authorities recognise the islanders’ desire to be left alone, restricting outsiders to remote monitoring (by boat and sometimes air) from a reasonably safe distance; the Government of India will not prosecute the Sentinelese for killing people in the event that an outsider ventures ashore.[12][13]
I suppose since the Sentinel Islands are Indian Territory and (I’m reasonably sure that) murder is illegal in India that the Sentinelese executing people is technically illegal1.
1- The best kind of illegal.
I’m suggesting imprisonment for crimes he’s already committed. But in any case don’t we routinely consider previous persistence at the same crime when considering sentencing? It’s not supposed to affect the chances of conviction, which is different from sentencing; but as we’re not the actual jury there seems no harm in saying on this board that there seems to be plenty of evidence for that.
According to the Sentinelese, presumably so. They probably don’t have a written law book, but I expect they have some system for making decisions; what it is we have no way of knowing.
And they’re arguably not trespassers, but invaders of a foreign nation. I doubt the Sentinelese acknowledge anybody else’s jurisdiction over them, even though India claims it.
Quoted for truth. And not merely potentially murderous, but potentially genocidal.
“You can’t arrest me! I have a bomb!”
[A 39-year-old Illinois man] was identified [as being] wanted on an outstanding Iroquois County felony arrest warrant for aggravated fleeing and eluding, Iroquois County Sheriff’s Police said in a news release.
[H]e reached into the backseat and produced an object he claimed to be a bomb and threatened to detonate before running into a nearby home, police said.
Officers surrounded the home and requested assistance from the East Central Illinois Bomb Squad and the Kankakee County Emergency Response Team.
During a search of the residence Nelson was discovered hiding in the attic and was taken into custody.
The item in question was confirmed to be an explosive device and was ultimately rendered safe, the police said.
Same guy, nearly 15 years ago?
[The 24-year-old] was wanted on an outstanding Iroquois County warrant. Nelson was charged with reckless conduct, driving while license is suspended and resisting a peace officer. He was transported to the Iroquois County Jail where he was later released after posting the required bond.
Is he a real life Ronnie Dobbs?
Did he at any point protest, “Y’all are brutalizin’ me”?
Maybe something to that effect. There are no details but he was taken from the attic to the hospital.
And I just noticed that I put the same link for the recent article and the earlier police blotter.
And now for something completely different…
Hot firefighter on firefighter action!
Firefighters from Los Angeles Country and the City of Los Angeles get into fisticuffs over access to a fire hydrant, while ostensibly fighting the same fire.
I believe I found video of the incident.
The rivalry between LA City & County Fire is the stuff of legends. Really.
Now, see, from my point of view, any Rolex is a “dress watch”. A “functional watch” is a Casio.
Anyone with bows and arrows is, by definition, not “pre-Neolithic”.
They have vibranium. The post-pre-neolithic crap is just for the outsiders.