Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

It’s the bread that costs a lot of dough.

Yeah, but you really knead it.

You all just sound crusty.

Alt-right Canadian father of 9 sells everything he owns and packs up his family and moves to Russia to get away from all the gays and transes and wokeses.

The Russian government immediately seizes all their assets, which they can’t get back because they don’t speak Russian, and has apparently threatened them for speaking out about it.

Who could have thought this could happen in a country with fresh bread and shopping cart escalators?

Who lets their kids wax clients? And who let’s them do bikini waxes? And what client allows someone this young to do this to them? And why would a parent take a picture of this and post it on the internet? And what client, that allowed a kid to do their bikini wax, was okay with having their picture taken and posted to the internet?
So many questions.

The only explanations I can come up with is that the client(s) is family member or friend or something. I’m not sure that makes it any better, but I can’t imagine a mom letting their kid do this and I can’t imagine a random client being okay with it.

Why am I totally not surprised that this,

you see a little girl standing in front of what appears to be two different women with their pants/underwear off … and their legs spread wide open. One picture, which is incredibly graphic, shows the girl wearing gloves and applying wax to a lady’s crotch area.

is what the outrage is over but this,

she had the kid {her 5-year-old daughter} do this for a total of 24 different clients starting at 7:25 AM, and had her going for 8 hours.

isn’t?

I missed that last part. I mean, I grew up in the family business too, but I wasn’t working 8 hour shifts until I was at least 12.

You’d think, but just wait until that Spanish lawyer sends you the bill.

A relatively minor one being – “wax the vaginas”?! Emphasis mine.

That’s not even where the hair is. Does TMZ not know what a vagina is?

The move worked out so much better in his head.

Given the general state of ignorance about female anatomy, my guess is no.

I imagine if one is growing hairs in their vagina, it would be very much time to visit a gynaecologist.

They likely do but “crotch” or “groin” isn’t as sensationalist and TMZ loves anything titillating. Accuracy isn’t going to be the biggest concern for a Fox-owned tabloid.

And they and their audience are not sure if “vulva” or “pubis” are socially acceptable (or if half the audience have even heard of that).

I think it would be a very odd audience in which “vagina” was acceptable language but “pubic mound” wasn’t.

Atamasama’s probably right that they think it’s more titillating. But my reaction to ‘waxing the vaginas’ isn’t sexual arousal but ouch!

Maude Lebowski:
In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

The Dude:
Oh yeah?

Maude Lebowski:
Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

I feel like most people are aware of the difference between vagina and vulva but don’t really care.

“I got your Big Lebowski right here!”

I’d have been impressed if some cheeky writer tried to fit in a comment about a “waxing crescent moon”.

Your typical TMZ reader is probably the wrong audience for that sort of writing, though.

That battle was lost a century ago.

vagina - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
In technical discussions of anatomy, the vagina is a wholly internal structure and the vulva is wholly external, but in common use (since at least the 1930s),[1] vagina can refer to the vulva or function as a general term for the entire genitalia.