Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

I can empathize with his hunger.

But fuck that guy’s motivation. I don’t give a shit how angry he got or how angry I would have been in the same position. We live in a fucking society

Oh, no!

Not again!

Living in a society also means not stealing someone’s dinner.

It would if you were looking for a subdivision that was built after your antique atlas was printed.

Use GPS nav or don’t I don’t care, but I swear it’s like some people are proud of being luddites.

You think guy are going to throw their real dicks on the court?

Yes if you have a detachable penis.

And it means accepting that there are things acceptable to do about it if someone does, and things that are not acceptable to do about it. Smashing their car up is not an acceptable thing to do about it.

I never said otherwise.

Considering the high proportion of players who are openly of queer sexuality, it can have added insulting connotations (“here’s what you all really need”).

Especially when said driver didn’t even steal the dinner in the first place. “I busted up a car because I thought they stole it based on the GPS” is a stupid as fuck excuse.

We don’t encourage people to take matters into their own hands because most people are stupid MFers who can’t be trusted to adjudicate their own problems, as this assclown amply demonstrated.

The penetration, to put it bluntly, without the dick attached to the dick. Could be it is all they really need.

FTR, and in no way condoning this behavior or claiming it’s not offensive, throwing dildos onto the field has a somewhat long history in the NFL, specifically when the Patriots are playing at the Bills.

Some people? On this board you can hardly swing a dildo without hitting a proud luddite.

Some here just prefer classic vintage style. They’ll tell you you’ve never really plotted your drive until you’ve done so using your lensatic compass and protractor.

The DoorDash story compels me to tell my little tale of a pizza delivery the other day. Even though Marco’s screwed us once before by stealing our credit card info and trying to buy something with it, we got sucked in by the yummy-looking hot honey pepperoni pizza. So we ordered one. They said it would be about 30 minutes. 30 minutes went by. Then 35. 40. 45. 55. A full hour went by - on a Tuesday night!

Mr Rebo stepped out on the front porch (to look for the driver I guess) and almost stepped on our pizza! The stupid driver didn’t even ring our doorbell or knock! It was stone cold, of course. And he didn’t even get a tip, because I forgot to tip them in advance when I paid by phone, and I had $6 in cash for them.

We reheated the pizza in the air fryer, and it was delicious. Hell, it was pretty good cold! But WT actual F? Why not ring the doorbell? (Yes, it’s working, that’s the first thing we checked.)

Some college friends got lost in upstate New York around forty years ago and resorted to looking for the North Star to figure out how to get somewhere familiar.

I remember the days before GPS was commonly available. I got lost constantly.

It’s not the GPS technology that’s the problem. It’s fixing a problem.

I remember as a kid, when I was riding in my parents’ car, and we’d get lost, we’d stop random pedestrians or at gas stations to ask for directions. We also used road atlases and paper maps from gas stations. I much prefer having a GPS.

I remember visiting DC for work and having MapQuest printouts. And there were road closures everywhere for construction. And I was lost for hours trying to figure it out.

GPS would have taken care of it. Too bad my trip predated the technology.

Meanwhile, some of us are proud of being able to use either or both systems as the situation demands without acting like we should get an award for it.

I’d prefer that people be able to use multiple methods of navigation but I understand many do not.

I’d laugh, if I used computers.