Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

Presumably someone screwed up somewhere at some point for a massive pipe to just launch itself up through the pavement.

I blame Osaka for having a sewer and water system that they are struggling to afford necessary upgrades for. How stupid!

I’m not a college football fan, but even I know that there’s no benefit to getting rid of the lower weights. A recipe for injuries if this is true.

That is truly fucking stupid.

Give yourself a break. At least you remembered “D’oh!”

This is after someone donated $3.6M in gold to fix the water sewer system.

Hey, Yakuza gotta flush too.

Clearly the dwarves are responsible for this.

Alternately;

I think this might just be the prelude to the emergence of Gamera the Giant Kaiju, who will emerge and try to save the city from Godzilla.

That’s not actually a lot of money (no matter what the currency) for a municipal water/sewer system for a city of nearly 3 million people. That is, it’s a lot for someone to give, but it’s not a lot compared to the overall cost. And they received the donation a month ago.

The deer?
The female deer?

When there is crumbling infrastructure and not enough budget, there aren’t going to be failures?

Meanwhile, in the “Tech billionaires are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet” file, Marc Andreessen says he has zero sense of self and the concept of introspection was invented by therapists in 1920.

Damnation, that Socrates was centuries ahead of the curve going on about unexamined lives and such

There are certainly people who lack introspection. Their life is one gigantic unanticipated side effect.

I’m not staggered by the cost of fixing the sewer system. But that much gold I’m sure they didn’t drive up in a dump truck to hand deliver. It just seems an oddly specific and cumbersome choice of currency when the actual exchange was some sort of electronic transfer or paper exchange.

It’s about 60 lbs of gold. Fits easily in a backpack, but would be heavy.

Like sociopaths. Or billionaires.

But I repeat myself.

Yeah, I figure it’d weigh about 27kg, give or take