Or maybe their artificiality would mean they now have the sensitivity of coconut shells such that you would only hurt your foot? Maybe he now actually has steel balls?
The subreddit that the article mentions (not gonna name it here) is full of NSFW pics of men showing off their inflated packages.
It’s painful just to LOOK at. Don’t go there if you’re of weak constitution.
I’m good, thanks.
Maybe he’s Iron Balls McGinty.
My name is Tom Taylor
My dick is a whaler
My balls they weigh forty-nine pounds…
I knew of a guy, worked with a friend of mine, that very noticeably, even through his office clothes, had ginormous balls. All his female coworkers marveled.
Turns out he wasn’t a fetishist, but had untreated testicular cancer. He said he “would rather die than have chemo.” So he did.
I find this hard to believe.
Why not? That’s a natural reaction
Not like the claim was interested or impressed
Why? 1. Enlarged testicles is a common consequence of testicular cancer. 2. Some people would rather die than have chemo. I’ve worked with several, and they died.
“Better to die with big balls than none at alls.”
Pretty sure the alternative in that phrase should be ‘living with none’ rather than dying either way but you do you
Actually, yes. Foreign agents are required to register with some part of the federal government.
I didn’t say I agreed, I just thought it needed a catchy slogan.
I liked it.
Update: Ebay has responded to the proposal.
Dear Mr. Cohen,
The Board, with the support of its independent advisors, has thoroughly reviewed your proposal and has determined to reject it.
We have concluded that your proposal is neither credible nor attractive.
I believe what the good Cap’n found hard to believe was the quoted part, “All his female co-workers marveled.” I too find that hard to believe. Most men’s trousers these days are just not tight enough that an observer would be able to distinguish between the smallest and largest normal (i.e. untreated and un-diseased) balls. As an example of a similar situation, I used to work with a man who was an asshole, and who coincidentally had to wear a colostomy bag. One other stupid man said “Well, he may be an asshole, but he’s sure well-endowed.” No, stupid man, what you are seeing is not his endowment.
It implies that women would be thrilled by working with a man with visibly protruding testicles. And solely women.
I’m calling bullshit. Come on now. The ladies got all titillated by it? That’s the kind of nonsense fantasy that leads to men injecting saline into their testicles because they think women will flock to the them like an Axe body spray commercial over their deformed genitals.
You call anything you want. It happened. It was my then-gf who was the female coworker. And use your imagination. It wasn’t his testicles they thought was ginormoush. Sheesh.
So “all the female coworkers” was one person?
Jesus fuck are you being a contrarian for a personal reason, or just don’t like me?
She related the story of her female coworker’s reaction. And I’m done with you.