Or some bananas.
I always put oranges into the fridge right away. Isn’t that what everyone does?
Honestly, I find these tangents where people just keep repeating puns for dozens of posts to be exhausting. I know this is the Pit and they don’t mod for hijacks here, but could we PLEASE just use the stupid people in the news thread to talk about stupid people in the news?
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This is why I can never quit the Dope.
Yes! Chunky Monkey is banana ice cream with walnuts and chocolate pieces. Delish.
One arrest, one victim taken to the hospital after a brawl breaks out at a kindergarten graduation in Toledo.
CAUGHT ON CAM: Toledo kindergarten graduation ceremony fight leads to arrest
Wonder what kids were told about why their ceremony had to be canceled?*
*these spoiled kids today - they didn’t bother with a ceremony back when we “graduated” to 1st grade.
Yanno, someone getting a mugshot taken is not having the best day ever and I suppose i shouldn’t judge on appearances but do they all have to look like losers?
That’s kind of like asking why shoes have to look like shoes.
A federal judge has received a private reprimand for carrying on an affair with a cop and having loud sex with them in their chambers.
“Am I appealing, Judge?”
A woman in Nebraska was shot…by a dog.
What kind of dog was it, a Glocker Spaniel?!
ETA: A black lab. Now it seems like that dog was just a victim of profiling.
Cops are still investigating the freak accident … and also reminded folks it’s illegal in Nebraska to travel with a loaded shotgun inside a vehicle.
And not to mention, extremely stupid. I don’t see any mention of the gun owner getting in trouble, but they really should. People say you should crack a window before you leave your dog in a car, maybe they should also say unload your firearms.
Seriously, someone check that poor dog’s ears.
But yeah, a loaded loose gun in the car seating area is not a sign of good decision-making.
(Sigh) I’ll allow it.
Springfielder Spaniel.
With 8 billion people in the world, you gotta know that this happens every now and again:
Damn. You have to sympathize.
Of all the heads and all the anvils in all the world, it lands in on mine.
(with apologies to the writers of Casablanca)