Around here you’ll hear scuttling at night. Rats? Raccoons? Giraffes? Who knows.
Presumably at a zoo.
Although, there is a giraffe wildlife sanctuary in Ohio.
I was surprised to find there is a wildlife sanctuary in middle of nowhere Neshkoro WI (about 2 miles from where I grew up) that has many wild animals, including a giraffe.
Their website says a few of their animals are “Zebra, Giraffe, Rhino, Lion, Tiger, Camels, Wildebeest, Oryx, Rhea, Fallow Deer”. Sounds like Bugs reading the list of foods a Tazmanian Devil eats. What, no rabbits?
And especially rabbits. It’s on the next page.
Video reference, timestamped to the relevant part:
Definitely giraffes. When the treadmill is no longer enough.
This isn’t necessarily a case of stupidity, but odds are that it is. Decomposing body found in a chimney:
Doesn’t seem like an obvious burglary target, so, prank gone wrong?
Following an investigation by the Alabama Department of Forensic Sciences and an autopsy confirming Folds was strangled, authorities said it appeared that Robbins was attempting to dispose of her body when he died.
“He died of a heart attack while doing it,” 5th Judicial Circuit District Attorney Mike Segrest said. “Their bodies were right there together.”
It’s like she got her revenge after all.
Aw, how romantic. It’s basically the Alabama version of star-crossed lovers.
It was hot that day, with highs in the low 90s. In June in Alabama, it’s advisable only to bury bodies in the early morning or late in the day, to avoid undue physical stress.
Your post reads like the opening lines of a crime novel. One I want to read.
But we already know the outcome!
Vaught allegedly got up from his booth with his knife in hand and walked behind the bar into an employee-only area, yelling as he approached the server about the service he’d received.
I’m curious what this was supposed to mean (bolding added, from the above link) –
Vaught allegedly came into the restaurant without shot and was acting erratically
Your headline was way better than the one the news station used.
Maybe it only makes sense if you’re from Missouri.
You really have to be misbehaving to make a scene at Denny’s, though.
Some combo of voice recognition “writing” by the author, AI slop, and no editing.
I tried to imagine what other words sound sorta like “without shot” and got nowhere. Anyone?
Only thing I can think of is “without a shirt”. Though I’m skeptical; even at Denny’s, I don’t know that they’d serve a steak to a drunk guy without a shirt.
(And he has a shirt in the mugshot.)
The only thing that makes sense is “came in without knife”. Which is true. It was given to him with his dinner.