Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

Yeah. I mean, the funniest thing about it was a grown-ass man, who’s supposed to be some kind of avatar of Super Masculinity, calling a penis a “pee pee”. Dude, most guys stopped talking that way when they turned eight or thereabouts.

When he’s coming right out and saying that sex with women doesn’t feel good for him, can he even be said to be closeted?

That means this new guy can serve two more terms. That’s awesome!

Isn’t that Tate guy locked up? I miss the days when we didn’t have to hear from people who are in jail.

That poor dog!

My thought exactly. Dumbass had a choice. Poor doggy depended on him.

A bunch of idiots decided to take some bear cubs out of a tree so they could take pictures.

https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article287934750.html

Due to a technicality in the law, they aren’t being charged with anything. It’s a shame that Mama bear wasn’t around.

I think it’s complicated because both the U.K. and Romania have charges against him. He’s out on bail in both cases at the moment as best I can tell.

Sounds like an opportunity for a state legislator to create a specific “abuse of wildlife” statute.

And yeah how stupid must you be to grab bear cubs.

“Watch me stream myself getting violently torn apart…”

Oh thanks. I thought he was locked up.

I hope he will be locked up and shut up soon. He’s gross and I hope all the men who admire him will see that he is not deserving of their admiration.

I can’t remember if I actually saw video or if I just read about it, but recently there were some safari tourists who stumbled upon some lion cubs, alone while their mother was off hunting. Same idiocy—snuggles and selfies.

Both situations, man, what a world of shit they’d have been in if mom came back. They’d have regretted it for the rest of their short lives. People is stupid.

At one point he was, prior to posting bail, and hopefully soon he’ll be locked up long term.

So Fake Biden can run again in 2028? Cool!

Hell, as long as they have enough of the original’s DNA to keep pumping out clones, we can have Bidens for centuries.

Biden our time …

I was gonna say something but I’m Biden my tongue,

A Biden With Me?

Is the Dude a Biden now?

A Catholic advocacy group created an AI-powered priest chatbot and put it online to offer spiritual advice.

It has since been rebranded as a “lay theologian” after it claimed that it could hear confessions and grant absolution, and claimed that it was OK to baptize a baby in Gatorade.

Robot Gatorade baptism is still safer than leaving the kids with a priest