Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

I bet you never expected the Spanish Inqu… scratch that, the Dalai Lama to jump into this thread, but I guess he asked some kid to suck on his tongue!?!

" In the video, the young boy can be seen approaching the Nobel Peace Prize winner before asking, “Can I hug you?”
The 87-year-old spiritual leader then invites the boy on stage and points to his cheek and says, “first here,” prompting the boy to give him a hug and a kiss.
The Dalai Lama then points to his lips, and says: “then I think finally here also.” He then pulls the boy’s chin and kisses him on the mouth.
“And suck my tongue,” he says after a few seconds, poking his tongue out. "