Life = doubtful.
Family = a stray cat with mange, and three goldfish with fin rot.
Work travel = to the back freezer for another bag of fries.
Meetings with executives = McDonald’s QC must be spot-checking the fryers again. It wouldn’t be getting instructions from Fearless Leader in Pottsylvania, those arrive every month sewn into Natasha’s knickers.
Weekend plans = kicking back with a few bottles of Stolichnaya and trolling teh Interwebs. Unless it’s one of those Very Very Special Weekends, when he actually gets to attend a Trump rally and threatens journalists.