What was apparently intended to be a retort comes across as an admission. 
A “that’s what you are!” response? Sad.
Listen dummy. If you could link a bunch of stuff that I posted that is so-called trolling then I’m sure you would. As it is, you are doing nothing but making a hollow, like your head, accusation. You actually have a huge thread on California seceding that you cowardly abandoned which is either a huge troll or just straight up delusional.
The creepy old internet stalker returns! I understand having favorite subjects. I like free speech and dislike the minimum wage. What I don’t get is the creepy e-stalking vibe you put out. It’s not healthy. Don’t you have a wife or something of the sort for companionship?
It’s not that I dislike trolls like you, but I would definitely unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Oh my!
So edgy for a coward.
Rule 1. When someone calls you a troll, don’t prove them right by trolling.
Memorize that rule** octoputz.** Write that rule down, put it on your monitor, it will help you at your next message board.
You must be the only virgin in a world of tentacle porn.
?
You ever get your refund from the Russian running the Yes California scam?
That doesn’t even make sense.
Cherry Pie Recipe
TOTAL TIME: Prep: 25 min. Bake: 55 min. + cooling
MAKES: 8 servings
Ingredients
1-1/4 cups sugar
1/3 cup cornstarch
1 cup cherry juice blend
4 cups fresh tart cherries, pitted or frozen pitted tart cherries, thawed
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon almond extract
PASTRY:
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
2/3 cup shortening
5 to 7 tablespoons cold water
Directions
In a large saucepan, combine sugar and cornstarch; gradually stir in cherry juice until smooth. Bring to a boil; cook and stir for 2 minutes or until thickened. Remove from the heat. Add the cherries, cinnamon, nutmeg and extract; set aside.
In a large bowl, combine flour and salt; cut in shortening until crumbly. Gradually add cold water, tossing with a fork until a ball forms. Divide pastry in half so that one ball is slightly larger than the other.
On a lightly floured surface, roll out larger ball to fit a 9-in. pie plate. Transfer pastry to pie plate; trim even with edge of plate. Add filling. Roll out remaining pastry; make a lattice crust. Trim, seal and flute edges.
Bake at 425° for 10 minutes. Reduce heat to 375°; bake 45-50 minutes longer or until crust is golden brown. Cool on a wire rack. Yield: 8 servings.
Bisket Cakes Old Elizabethan Dessert Recipe
To make the best Bisket-Cakes
Take four new laid Eggs, leave out two of the Whites, beat them very well, then put in two spoonfuls of Rose-water, and, beat them very well together, then put in a pound of double refin’d Sugar beaten and searced, and beat them together one hour, then put to them one pound of fine Flour, and still beat them together a good while; then put them upon Plates rubbed over with Butter
Set the Bisket Cakes into the Oven as fast as you can, and have care you do not bake them too much.
You think I’m trying to seduce you by telling you you have shit for brains? Well, I suppose it’s relatively complimentary considering what most people think of you. Seek flattery where you can.
And stalking you would be unnecessary. You’re all over the Pit. Unfortunately you can’t be avoided. Since I can’t put you on ignore I can at least insult you.
Yeah, that’s one of the things that sucks about being a mod.
What would be a good thing about being a mod? Unlimited access to the cornfield of crazy?
I hear the coffee mugs are nice.
Okay, maybe not “nice”, but I heard they are functional.
Mostly functional.
Okay, I heard that most of them don’t leak much and that they almost all have handles.
I heard that there was (and could be) only one mug to rule them all.
The hookers and blow.
Unfortunately it’s only virtual hookers and blow.
Only if you’re into things even worse than three-headed gophers.
All over the Pit? Are you that senile? I post in only a couple of Pit threads at a time and usually keep on topic and civil up until the point someone from the drooling retard brigade randomly insults me. But yes, you do demonstrate stalkerish tendencies and it is a bit creepy.
Speaking of three-headed gophers… :rolleyes:
[Mderating]
Threatening harm to other posters is against the rules. Please avoid this sort of language in the future.
No warning issued.
[/Moderating]
No, Arguments are in 12A. This is Abuse.
People can huckleberries? That’s just wrong. Fresh or gtfo. And huckleberry pancakes are awesome.
In other news, I can’t tell if our cloud-themed Islamophobic friend is a troll or is genuinely that deluded, but at present I’m leaning toward “both” as the answer.