Here’s a recipe for creepy Colibri.
Boiled beet.
Scrounge up some change from the couch, pimp out your wife, or bust out that Snap card and acquire 2-3 beets. Heirloom beets if you can afford them.
Boil some water taking care not to burn down the double wide.
Insert beet.
Cook for 95 minutes until they make a nice gummable mush.
Enjoy.
Eat shit, asshole.
I smell a meltdown coming.
No. Lol. Just more beets for the creepy stalker.
Eat shit, asshole.
Got another recipe for you this one will fit your theme.
Spam! and eggs.
Requires 1 can of spam
2-3 bird eggs. Not fish eggs. Not snake eggs. Not platypus eggs. Bird eggs.
Scramble eggs and add diced spam.
Cook.
Enjoy!
Before I run afoul of some obscure board/Pit rule, I will need clarification before I get more recipes for you.
Just butt out of this thread. No one is on your side and you continuing to respond to Colibri’s blatant baiting just makes you seem like a sensitive snowflake.
Blatant baiting? So that creepy old stalker is trolling?
And who are you to tell another poster where they can post? Are you a mod on this forum?
Eat shit, asshole.
I don’t know if I’d call it trolling but **Okrahoma **is doing yeoman’s work in the “Comey is a Leaker”? thread, his main thrust being fuck obstruction of justice or collusion with the Russians, the real crime that needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law is the one that covers stealing stationery from work.
The Okra’s interests are many and varied, yet there is perhaps a detectable common theme. Over here, for instance, he posts a question in GQ that reveals his deep interest in linguistics. He wants to know which is grammatically correct, a statement such as “a Democrat-linked group is accused of being dirty rotten crooks submitting fake or fraudulent voter registrations”, or should it be “a Democratic-linked group is accused of being dirty rotten crooks submitting fake or fraudulent voter registrations”.
As one who appreciates the careful use of language, I think it’s a good question. Sadly, we’ll never know the answer because the thread was locked for some reason, almost as if the Okra was thought to be trolling or something.
dude robert wants to know where he can find “factual and informative” information about various stuff, and shit.
At least he’s asking for informative information – it’s the best kind. Bonus if it’s also factual. I think he’ll find a lot of informative information right there in his Mom’s computer. He should check out her emails, and it automatically logs in to her private Facebook page. Really, it’s a case of too much informative information!
There’s too much fake information being leaked around. It’s a yuge problem. Sad!
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Blatant baiting? So that creepy old stalker is trolling?
And who are you to tell another poster where they can post? Are you a mod on this forum?
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OK, don’t eat shit then, asshole.
Damn straight. Worse yet, Comey used government ink on that stolen stationary.
:eek::eek::eek:
Lock him up!
Like a lot of people here, Colibri thinks you’re a piece of shit. The exact motivation for informing you of this over and over again can’t be deduced from the posts, but it’s rather obvious that it is, at least in part, because you’re so dumb you think replying reflects more badly on him than on you.
I hope you didn’t pay for those rhetorical questions. They’re really dumb.
Having fun
isn’t hard
when you’ve got
a library card.
–Arthur the Aardvark