Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

It’s hard to preach salvation in today’s wicked, heretical world. She’s gone, and Jesus is on his own again.

What I don’t understand is why she got a third chance after the second consecutive cut’n’paste effort, ignoring instructions to avoid cut’n’paste after the first one. It was blatant spam.

That would be seriously amazing if true! :smiley:

Don’t you believe in redemption? :smiley:

Yeah, giving a spammer more than 2 chances seems well beyond Christian charity standards. Especially for us atheists.

The mods have a sense of humor. “And on the third stunt, the baninator rose again to judge the troll and the minion.”

I personally don’t see the harm in just making sure the person really is a spammer. It doesn’t cost anything, and it’s simple to deal with when it becomes clear they are a spammer. I’d rather let a borderline spammer have a shot and let 1-5 posts go than erroneously or prematurely ban a person who is a legitimate poster unaccustomed to the rules of the board.

You’re a good egg.

A little scrambled, but what the heck! :wink:

Better than the hard boiled ones.

JacequelueneDeane femmejean :@@:

I ham a good egg.

(Roberto, in Down By Law)

In FJ’s most recent thread he asks somebody to provide extra details about a relative’s legal troubles. So of course the intent of the thread is revealed. It is all for FJ to get material to drool over or whatever this troll does in his freetime.

I would officially like to tell FJ to go fuck a cactus (by far my favorite expression from these boards).

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20275233&postcount=10

I have too much respect for cacti to subject them to such a horror. :eek:

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:

Gee whiz, Bone. You’re just too gosh darn nice!

Are you an idiot or something mate? It’s a thread about anger management and I’m trying to get someone to provide personal experience as to whether it does work or not.

:smack:

By asking someone to be specific about a relative’s legal trouble? :dubious:

No, you’re asking someone to post details of their brother’s legal troubles, which has absolutely nothing to do with your stupid OP. It would be bad enough if you had not already established yourself as a fucking troll, a moron, a pervert, and a wannabe voyeur.

Really? You’re not asking any questions about the anger management classes, you moronic troglodyte. You’re actually pushing posters for personal data. You are a pathetic waste of skin.

The other answers to you are better than mine, so I’ll just say go fuck a cactus and while you’re at it go get fucked by a cactus sideways.

Given the character, I bet he also wanks off to that kind of insult…

Damn, I’ve walked right into his trap. LOL

[tried to come up with a Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote joke, /fail]