Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

That makes you a floobyrooble!

Buuuuurn on you!

From the “why did feminism turn men into sissies?” thread.

I…I thought the beta cuck comment was a joke.

But I looked again and noticed the user name, and now I think it wasn’t a joke?

I think it’s about as likely that he’s half-black as it is that he castrated himself.

If I cut off my wiener, will it grow back? Need answer fast!

This. ^^

It both tells me that they are an asshole and that trying to debate is a complete waste of time.

Maybe one parent was assed and one parent was a wit?

Huma Abadin tried it and it always comes back.

I assumed he was serious based on his posting history.

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I think it’s about as likely that he’s half-black as it is that he castrated himself.
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I would feel a lot more guilty about publicly deriding **fj’**s posts if I believed he was telling the truth about any of this. I am super liberal about sexuality and gender identity and gender expression and I don’t want any of my posts to be misinterpreted as intolerance for LGBTQ+ anything. It’s… it’s stuff like this.

I don’t even think I can logically justify why it bothers me so much, given that I rarely feel the need to judge people for their sexual fantasies, including rape fantasies, but it’s a fucking show about rape trauma. The whole. fucking point. Is trauma. If any show can be said to be a ‘‘safe space’’ for rape survivors, it’s that one, because it exists in a magical world where people give a shit if you are victimized. Wishing for the character victims on a show about rape to be more explicitly and titillatingly victimized is just fucked up.

I would guess that it’s because you can tell he’s not serious. He’s mocking something that is important to you. He’s taking those things that are good, and making them seem horrible.

I think it’s similar to how I feel when I see people with foot fetishes being creeps in replies to pics or (more often) videos. Or, worse, the people who are skeevy about it in public. They’re pushing the idea that having a foot fetish is creepy as all get out. But all it means is that we have another body part that we find sexually attractive. And, hell, it’s the most common body part fetish outside the breasts, legs, and butt.

People being creepy about atypical sexual desires makes everyone with atypical desires seem creepy. And that fucking sucks.

This made me laugh.

But I’d say she kept not cutting it all the way off. It’s only recently she cut the dick off entirely (by getting a divorce).

The word is a favorite among the Alt-Right. It is a 100% indicator that this is the kind of person you are dealing with.

And I’d bet those people constitute the vast majority of people who watch that particular brand of porn.

A troll from 2014 bumped his own thread 3 years later for some more trolling.

Do they keep lists of these threads on big calendars in their mom’s basements or something?

Okay, do femmejene posts make you start to sympathize with Michelle Carter, or is it just me?

I think you’re right, and that seals it, that he’s a troll.

I’ve noticed Salvor doing quite a bit of trolling lately.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829114

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829202

don’t think i saw that comment. Can someone clarify for me?

This post from Stringbean.

I couldn’t tell if that was real or sarcastic so just ignored it.

A sound policy for anyone who might be a troll. I wish we followed it more.

No acknowledgement that it took him three years to come back with a reply. Just an ordinary response to one reply in a rather long thread. Fascinating.

I tend to think he was using the term ironically. Based on his posting history, he probably sees the alt-right gang as a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies as far as the reactionary asshole game is concerned.

This is not to suggest that it wasn’t a good idea to pull the trigger on the ignore list for him. I put him on mine when I noticed him using “LameStream Media” with a straight face. That’s not a baseless accusation, btw. He actually defended the term when called out on it.