I’ll bet you hate holidays when you have to pretend to like him and Lima.
OK, so I had a bit of extra time today, so I thought I’d examine our old buddy Clothahump’s output and try to figure out roughly how many people he’s claimed to put on ignore (via the catchphrase “fuck off”).
Well, it turns out I didn’t have that much time after all, so I just went back to the beginning of 2017. Here, purely for informational purposes, are all the posters he has apparently put on “Ignore” this year alone (TL-DR: 12 posters, all regulars). The all-time total is probably at least double this number. I daresay that no other poster on this board likely even comes close.
It seems clear that Clothahump has no particular interest in this board, except to deliver a Trumpian “You’re fired!” to people that annoy him, which just about everyone who engages him, sooner or later, does. I’ve got to wonder what most threads look like to him these days; my guess is like a snarling mouth with a half-dozen missing teeth.
Thread: Texas again proves it is the asshole of the US
Post: 141
To: Not Carlson
Thread: “Discussion” between intelligent liberal and upright troglodyte conservative
Post: 32
To: Ravenman
Thread: Stupid Liberal Idea of the Day
Post: 5954
To: Chisquirrel
Thread: Mr. Clothahump, if you will
Post: 170
To: SaneBill
Thread: Helena330 is an anti-male, feminist zealot
Post: 145
To: Beren Erchamion
Thread: Hi, Jack! (ckalli1998)
Post: 332
To: **ElvisL1ves **
Thread: Does President Trump use private “goon squads”?
Post: 29
To: D_Odds
Thread: Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread
Post: 815
To: Gyrate
Thread: Republitrolls.
Post: 279
To: Quicksilver
Thread: I pit burglars
Post: 131
To: Vinyl Turnip
Thread: I pit burglars
Post: 128
To: Bryan Ekers
Thread: I pit burglars
Post: 4
To: Budget Player Cadet
Thank you for sharing that. It was enlightening.
Clearly, I need to step up my game.
He blocked me, but he never stated why, and the last posts in which I interacted with him were posts in which I asked him about his usage of ethnic slurs.
Thou Shalt Not Question or Insult Clothahump!
<or he’ll block you>
Somewhat disappointed not to be on that list, but I would assume that I am blocked and he either didn’t announce it, or it happened before that.
Something else to consider: to the best of my knowledge, none of the posters mentioned has ever blocked Clothahump. I welcome correction if that’s not the case.
IOW, one of this group seems to have a remarkably thin skin.
Speaking of worthless posters, I just noticed that Rick Sanchez was quietly banned. Wonder who his sock was?
He had a long run, no?
Seriously how is Clothahump not already banned? It’s bizarre, right?
Here’s the rest of his shit list (2015-2016). Sorry, Chimera, you didn’t turn up.
Note that a few names show up twice or more, so he apparently doesn’t always block someone when they get told to FO. Also, he seems to have told at least three Mods to FO over the years, but he can’t block them.
Ramira (twice)
Budget Player Cadet (also in 2017)
Chefguy (twice)
Grey
mhendo
Fear Itself
Superdude (twice)
tomndebb (Mod, can’t be blocked)
Penfeather
Snowboarder Bo
eschereal
Azeotrope
Miller (twice, Mod, can’t be blocked)
silenus
iiandyiiii
Muffin
running coach
Colibri (Mod, can’t be blocked)
Bryan Ekers (also in 2017)
Added to the 12 2017 blockees (minus duplicates and Mods) that comes out to…er… at least 26 posters probably blocked in total. Wow.
I’m pretty sure that I’ve had a run in or two with him. I’m insulted that I’m not on his list.
Hooray! [del]Zoidberg[/del] Gyrate is one of the cool kids!
I guess I just have to try harder. 
Maybe you’re on the secret double ignore list.
Didn’t you start a Pit thread that led to him admitting he was trolling and that led to a suspension? I’m thinking that’s it.
Yes, though IIRC he still responded to at least one of my posts (in which I asked him about his usage of ethnic slurs) after he returned from his supsension.
Dig, dig, dig. That’s you! 
(You should get an award for that suspension.)
Yeah, that was a long time coming, especially when our local forum mod was perfectly fine with the trolling.