Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

[DesertDog]

@Skywatcher

Did that hot, steamy mess get so bad that he gave up on trying to find a way to spin it or is he simply waiting for the next talking point from his handlers?

It doesn’t seem to occur to him that while the Russian lawyer’s Kremlin connections may well have been imaginary and so the Trumpets were unable to dig up any dirt, they thought, or at least were willing to look into, they could get something from the Kremlin they could use in the campaign.

If you build a bomb by mistakenly pushing a detonator into a block of cheddar cheese instead of a block of C-4, and it fails to bring down a building, does that make you a better person? I guess to Okra it does.

[Monty]

@DesertDog

If you build a bomb by mistakenly pushing a detonator into a block of cheddar cheese instead of a block of C-4, and it fails to bring down a building, does that make you a better person? I guess to Okra it does.

I get the feeling that purt-near anyone is a better person than Okra.

[Spice_Weasel]

@Darren_Garrison

At least it isn’t a thread about her stuffed animals.

Okay, I need to see this stuffed animals thread as it’s the second time mentioned.

I have stuffed animals. It’s not that weird, is it?

[QuickSilver]

@Spice_Weasel

Okay, I need to see this stuffed animals thread as it’s the second time mentioned.

I have stuffed animals. It’s not that weird, is it?

Depends. Are they real stuffed animals?

[mikecurtis]

I dont think Trisha is a troll or a loon, she just sees the world differently than most.

mc

[Spice_Weasel]

@QuickSilver

Depends. Are they real stuffed animals?

Are hers? :eek:

[John_DiFool]

@Monty

I get the feeling that purt-near anyone is a better person than Okra.

Okra is a better person than Okra.

[Darren_Garrison]

@Spice_Weasel

Okay, I need to see this stuffed animals thread as it’s the second time mentioned.

I have stuffed animals. It’s not that weird, is it?

Look at her postings history, and pick just about any thread she started that wasn’t about stupid children.

[Emiliana]

@Darren_Garrison

Look at her postings history, and pick just about any thread she started that wasn’t about stupid children.

I think Trisha’s deck is missing a couple of face cards.

[Colibri]

@John_DiFool

Okra is a better person than Okra.

It’s also not as slimy.

[cochrane]

@Emiliana

I think Trisha’s deck is missing a couple of face cards.

She went out to lunch and stayed for Happy Hour.

[Sunny_Daze]

We’ve talked about Contemplation before, right?

[ioioio]

@Sunny_Daze

We’ve talked about Contemplation before, right?

One characteristic I’ve noticed of many trolls is their (literally) unbelievable naiveté.

@Contemplation

The apple was covered in some kind of white fluid it; it could’ve been lotion or mayonnaise judging by how it looked.

[Crazyhorse]

@Sunny_Daze

We’ve talked about Contemplation before, right?

Yes here.

Contemplation is probably protoboard too. Similar sign up dates and many similarities in the way they both post - especially in the misuse/overuse of commas.

@Contemplation

Each day, I’m constantly doing chores, running tasks, and errands and countless small favors here and there.

@Contemplation

When I was working, I only had time to work, eat sleep and do even more chores on the weekend.

@Contemplation

Now, I am an adult and they are providing me with the necessities I need to live. Without them, I wouldn’t have a place to stay.

@Contemplation

sorry for not having a poll, I don’t know how to make a poll here.

@protoboard

First of all, if free will exists, why are most criminals men?

@protoboard

If human behavior is independent of physiology and environment, you’d expect criminality to be distributed evenly between the sexes.

@protoboard

No but I’ve met little but hostility on this forum, for my “rant” topics.

@protoboard

Especially the one about Portland, people there sure can’t stand it if you don’t think their precious city is the bees knees in absolutely every single way.

[Sunny_Daze]

He had me at apple with a cable coming out of it :rolleyes:

[Nava]

@snfaulkner

Metally ill troll is the most likely answer.

Lead poisoning, you think? (Underline mine)

[Ludovic]

We’re concerned for their Metal Health.

[John_DiFool]

SamuelA, with a total non-sequitur (and arguable threadshit) in the Died in Childbirth thread:

@SamuelA

As to the how - obviously childbirth is extremely strenuous on the human body. Under the strain, she could have blown a blood vessel in her brain, developed a clot that caused an embolism, or any number of other causes of sudden death. Current medical practice would not be able to do anything.

That’s sort of an inherent risk to being a fragile creature made of living meat. I’ve expressed my opinion a few times around these forums. Her death may have been inevitable, but we as a society did not need to guarantee it was permanent. If she died in a hospital, her brain could have been carefully preserved by licensed professionals, and as soon as we develop the tech far enough, she could be brought back to the living through some form of emulation.

There is no scientific evidence to say you cannot do this : all credible knowledge as of 2017 says that if the information was in fact preserved, she could have been restored once society has the means to emulate brains from that information.

[Darren_Garrison]

@John_DiFool

SamuelA, with a total non-sequitur (and arguable threadshit) in the Died in Childbirth thread:

If you made a post to GQ asking about the best fertilizer for your lawn, SamuelA would say that the best solution is to upload your brain and run a “green grass” simulation. The guy is a crackpot.

[John_Mace]

@Crazyhorse

Yes here.

Contemplation is probably protoboard too. Similar sign up dates and many similarities in the way they both post - especially in the misuse/overuse of commas.

Wow. Nice detective work!!