The right wing trolls all sound the same. It’s hard to distinguish between them!
Dear Dopers - please stop answering cg16. He does not really want to know why his friend did not want to [thread=806848]eat dinner alone[/thread]. If you keep feeding him, he will stay.
At least it’s better than his thread on why the nice lady from Craigslist wouldn’t go back his place for dinner and a movie wink, wink.
I’m ashamed he’s a citizen of this country too. That’s one thing we can agree on.
Ditto for Machinaforce. He’s not asking questions to learn. He just want to set you up so he can disagree with you. I know he’s been brought up here before, but he’s at it again in this thread.
There are times I would really love to know what goes on in cg16’s tiny pin head.
And then I realize that actually, no, I wouldn’t want to know. The knowledge would probably drive me mad.
I just got this image of him sitting alone at night in his study trying to decide what to do with his life when a troll doll comes flying through the open window …
“A troll! That’s it! It is an omen! I shall become a troll!”
dog turd comes flying through same window
" … but a really bad one!"
That’s nothing. Now he wants to know if dreams are better than reality, but the best part is that the disagreement is now preemptive: responders are warned against trying to sidetrack the discussion with any kind of nonsense like what “reality” is. Essentially the epic theme here is “I wish to post some senseless gibbering for no particular reason” which is more or less his SOP.
Trolling. Curiosity prompted me to glance at a few of his amazing OPs. No one genuinely that stupid could plausibly be capable of walking upright, let alone use a computer.
I couldn’t help myself. I was too bored not to respond to that guy again. I do hate myself for it though.
Is there some sort of line that we cross with the mods if we’re obviously fucking with trolls? Do we have to respond to them seriously other than in the Pit?
Next topic: It would be fun to set up a cage match of iLemming and Machinaforce.
Now I’m in that thread, too, but not in response to the OP. I wanted to respond to the comment about VR.
This newbie is certainly getting well fed.
Damnit. Cornfield. :mad:
This newbie reminds me of the Judge Judy-ism, ‘Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!’
Trolls sure do like to ping medical people’s radar.
I’d like to tell him, “Don’t worry about it. At your age, you’ve peed enough, already.”
Right? ‘Yeah, you don’t have to pee anymore, you’re done.’
I can kick myself now, but I’m not feeding this troll anymore.
I’m kind of relieved his bizarre-ass ideas aren’t limited to ‘‘rape victims should keep their mouths shut out of obligation to the reputation of their rapist.’’ (Yes, really.)
WTF?! That is seriously fucked up!
I had no idea of his positing history other than that that crazy thread about a coup. It’s somewhat comforting to know that he’s screwed up about a lot of things.
I’d dig it up again, but I’d rather not relive that thread just now.