Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

[cochrane]

@D_Anconia

You’re doing your bit to add general cluelessness to a board that’s (allegedly) dedicated to fighting ignorance.

And when it comes to cluelessness, D’anky is a regular Alicia Silverstone.

[cochrane]

@digs

The turkey and cranberry sauce tastes so good together… we should pick one day a year to make that the default dinner. How did you even think of that?

@Morgenstern

They could make it a holiday.

And play football. And the President could officially pardon a barnyard fowl.

[Darren_Garrison]

@kaylasdad99

N.B. I am not Kayla. I am her dad.

Hence, kaylasdad.

That is all.

Wait, you aren’t some chick named Kay Lasdad!?

[Fuji]

Got a live one in this thread. What a pile of feces:

Originally Posted by Soon-to-Be-Cornfielded-Pile-of-Feces
“What about the time that a disgusting, transgendered freak on a bike almost cost me my life because she/he/it, decided that construction workers were okat to kick and spit on.?”

[kaylasdad99]

@John_Mace

Here is the transcript. I think I misunderstood what they were saying because they talked about pouring it out of a bag. I took that to mean uncooked, but I think they had cooked stuffing in a bag.

@John_Mace

Noah. Totally wrong thread!! Never mind.

For a minute there, I thought you were trying to turn it into one of those recipe threads where we feed each other instead of the trolls.

@John_Mace

Turkey sandwich:

Turkey meat
Bread
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Cranberry sauce

Spread cranberry sauce on the bread instead of mayo. Add turkey, lettuce and tomatoes. Add other condiments as desired.

Feeds as many as you make.

Wait a minute! ARE you?

[John_Mace]

@kaylasdad99

For a minute there, I thought you were trying to turn it into one of those recipe threads where we feed each other instead of the trolls.
Wait a minute! ARE you?

The second one was on purpose. Sorry if there was confusion. It seemed like this thread could use a few recipe posts.

[StarvingButStrong]

Cranberry Waffles. Make up your favorite batter, mix in all your leftover cranberry sauce, cook as usual. Yum!

Alternate: mix batter as usual, stir in 1 cup of fresh cranberries. cook as usual. The tartness offsets the maple syrup nicely.

[kayaker]

@StarvingButStrong

Alternate: mix batter as usual, stir in 1 cup of fresh cranberries. cook as usual. The tartness offsets the maple syrup nicely.

Crunchy, or do they soften that fast?

[John_Mace]

@kayaker

Crunchy, or do they soften that fast?

I would think the waffle iron would crush them, making them pretty easy to cook in a short period of time. But I also think you might have to use a little elbow grease to get the waffle iron to close adequately. Them raw cranberries is firm little suckers!

[kayaker]

@John_Mace

I would think the waffle iron would crush them, making them pretty easy to cook in a short period of time. But I also think you might have to use a little elbow grease to get the waffle iron to close adequately. Them raw cranberries is firm little suckers!

Crush?:eek:
I fold beaten egg whites in to make mine rise extra…
Maybe parboil the berries?

[Sunny_Daze]

Chop them into bits 'o berries.

[Colibri]

@D_Anconia

You’re doing your bit to add general cluelessness to a board that’s (allegedly) dedicated to fighting ignorance.

Sorry, I left out your Masters Degree in Advanced Douchebaggery from the University of Who Gives a Fuck. My apologies.

[John_Mace]

@Sunny_Daze

Chop them into bits 'o berries.

You gotta do something. I like cranberries, but raw or undercooked and they are not so good. I like the idea of using left over sauce (and not the canned crap), since you know they’re already cooked.

[silenus]

Use craisins instead.

[Skywatcher]

@John_Mace

Turkey sandwich:

Turkey meat
Bread
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Cranberry sauce

Spread cranberry sauce on the bread instead of mayo. Add turkey, lettuce and tomatoes. Add other condiments as desired.

Feeds as many as you make.

If you have a Harris Teeter nearby, their deli has similar premade sandwiches with a slice of brie on sourdough.

[Sunny_Daze]

How about turkey, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, fresh tomatoes, on crusty bread. Grilled or pressed until the cheese is gooey. So good.

[Sunny_Daze]

@Colibri

Sorry, I left out your Masters Degree in Advanced Douchebaggery from the University of Who Gives a Fuck. My apologies.

You’re being too kind to D’Anconia. He’s a petty, dimwitted, oozing carbuncle of spite and nastiness. He apparently exists only to drag others into his swamp of misery.

[Beckdawrek]

This is such a turkey.
Crap, I’m hungry.

[Spoons]

@LSLGuy

I predict here career here will be like a skyrocket. Loud and brief with lots of smoke and flash providing no real illumination.

A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing?

[Muffin]

@Colibri

We click a button to issue an official warning that is recorded in the automated infraction system. The poster receives a PM notifying him of the warning

With each click of the button, the magnitude of current received by the poster is increased, such that after the third warning, well, it’s not pretty. :eek: There’s talk of auctioning use of the button to help generate income.