Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

We will, we will trock you

PCdouch has a thread. We can throw shit back at him there. Respond to him there.

Fuck off.

Trock.

Don’t make me get out my cookbook, people.

[Linda Ronstadt]

He’s coming back some day,
Come what may,
It’s fudayu

[/LR]

Oh no - a bullying jackass doesn’t like us and is leaving. However shall we cope without his good opinion of us, which we all desperately crave. Oh waily waily.

(Not sure why people are complaining about Snopes, though, apart from the fact that every time they update the site the format gets worse and worse.)

Does Snopes have a forum? I had no idea.

Yep. Never used it, but sometimes run across it in Google searches.

Sorry, but it’s never occurred to me that supposed adults would stoop to playing a game of “My messageboard’s better than yours --na na na boo boo!”

Andromeda, our closest celestial neighbor, has a forum dedicated to just that. Mostly it’s about kids complaining about having their lunch money taken, being locked in their locker with their undies pulled over their heads or ignored by their classmates. Stuff like that. They call it In your face, or, in your back, or something like that.

Check out this Darkturd guy. Is he your basic evolutionary psych obsessive, or is he a troll?

Sample 1

Sample 2

Yes.

Hmm. He constructs a cryptic username from three dubious qualities that he claims do not describe him. At the same, he implies that he’s been so effective at projecting a persona that does possess those qualities that he and his irl friends derive hours of mirthful merriment enjoying the rich contrast between that persona and the warm, generous avatar of virtue and All-American can-do-itiveness that they all know him to be.

Then he puts that persona on his shoulder, like the mother of all (buffalo) chips, and saunters in here and dasts us to knock it off.

No thanks, DickTurdGuy, I’ma take a pass.

Well, the third part of his user name does seem to describe him, I mean he is presumably a guy, and you are guying him.

Toosh, I guess. :slight_smile:

Why would they? SD is not a primary source.

Some of our staff reports are. Same with some of Cecil’s.

We are cited by no lesser authorities than wiki & xkcd. Admittedly not very often. But that’s enough for me to say that at our best we’re pretty darn good. Our worst is another story. :smiley:

Just like it says at the bottom of every page: “Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks.”

Spam in my PM box from someone named blitz1. I’ve forwarded it to Our Youngest Overlord. I’m sure they have a protocol for this.

I got one too.