Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Still too pissed to read Bricker after his assholish pants-shitting in the CHIPS thread.

It’s pretty much a clusterfuck, really, and I’m not sure why I’m bothering to debate the issue, when the ones on the other side are behaving this way.

Don’t be a h@er. Jack B@ty makes a really good point.

This guy got ahold of something. Probably cleaning supplies in the bathroom cabinet.

Get this boy a plack. A @ plack.

True, but I am enjoying his low temperature flame out,

100 quatloos on a suspension within one week, 10 quatloos on a ban!

CMC fnord!

And stay off my damn lawn!

…I sometimes find myself accidentally doing /name to address someone, like it’s 1994 again and I’m trying to private message someone in a bulletin board teleconference room or a MUD.

What if he’s got porotection from @ placks tho?

A little porotection can calm the nerves, I hear.

Then they would toss him in the quarry and everyone would drive-by and take a dump on him?

:smiley:

Don’t get me wrong. . . I like it when people “think outside the box.” Not so much when they “think outside the limits of reality.”

Honest question: do you think he’s a Russian troll? I’m throwing $10 down that English is not his native language.

Tripler
Hell, has the SDMB already been overrun by Russian trolling?

Please to be watching for brandly spanking new thread:
Is Time To Keel Moose and Squirrel.

Nyet Comrade Tripler

So what happened to the board this morning? I was a disconnected Borg, kinda freaked me out. No voices in my head. Well, just that one, it’s always there!

I’m not sure, but it appeared to be nationwide. I couldn’t get in, either.

There was a UFO over Chicago about then.

I think around that time, SamuelA was testing his asteroid-deflection rays while his self-replicating robots were hurling tungsten rods into the earth from orbit. Mad geniuses do tend to cause some disruption from time to time, but it really can’t be helped. It’s just what they do.

At least it wasn’t a UFO over Cairo.

What? Didn’t everyone used to have this CD

Well, I’ve got the aluminum foil out now. Should I use heavy duty or regular?

Maybe it was the first bad effect of losing Net Neutrality.