Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

A mod kindly boffed this one over here to the Pit, so let at 'em, boys.

If the mods did a better moderating job, then 80% of the braindead safe-space kids here would get the boot for being non-contributers, and it’d improve the net IQ level of this subforum by at least double digits, lol.

I’ll see your bet and raise you 1000. Pansy.

Then get an education, not all atheists are humanists, humanism is just a secular ideology.

Because Humanism’s an ideology that’s a popular alternative to religion for secularists;, atheism is just a ‘lack of belief in a god’. Stalin was an atheist, but wasn’t a humanist.

Humanism’s an ideology, whether it’s a cult or not is a matter of opinion.

Huh. I’d say non-contributers cause absolutely no problems. Don’t even notice they exist…

lol

So why do you have a bug up your ass about it?

RIP Calico Jack. Date of Banishment:1/3/17. Who wins the money?

Not me, I overshot.

But I don’t fully understand safe spaces yet.

Since when do sister-fucking retards merit announcements?

I was more concerned about who won the bet.

I had January 4. I think I was closest. He was just getting fun, with his pedantic insistence on incorrectly correcting people. I think I’ll miss our troll in the humanist mist.

I agree though. I’m surprised they bothered to announce his departure.

He didn’t seem to warrant an announcement, and the trolling examples Bone chose were pretty substandard attempts. If you’re going to link to examples, why not the “400 electoral votes” thread or some of his other more extreme trolling?

my apologies to Sir Elton John:

***They said get back Calico Jack!
Better get back to the woods
Its The End of Days for your Red Neck Ways!
(Oooo-Hoo Oooo-Hoo!)
Oh, a BANNING’s gonna do ya Good…!

You better get back Calico Jack!
Being Racist isn’t where it’s at
It’s like trying to dig gold from a Painted Line
It’s like trying to drink whisky
Oh… from a jug of Turpentine…!***

Maybe they figured we were due good news for a change?

I was just wondering how long Jack would last. I must admit, seeing him taken to task for his bizarre assertions had some entertainment value. Well, at least he still has FB and YouTube comments.

Bone is new. I wonder if they had him announce it because it’s his first banning. And, yeah, as a bit of a present to everyone else.

Hell, I was just coming in here to wonder why these trolls seemed to last longer than they should. Guess they were being nice on the holidays.

It was Bone’s first ban. It’s like smearing the blood of your first kill on your face. :smiley: