Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

I agree. I’ve made a joke about school shootings with my friends. When someone said “too soon”, I pointed out that Columbine was 19 years ago.

Was this particular school shooting the one that is being taken seriously by America as a whole? Because I didn’t get that impression, there’s a whole bunch of threads about ‘how can we stop this?’ when everyone involved knows that nothing is going to be done to stop the next one and half the people seem to want to throw more guns at the problem…

Okay, where I live, it rains all the time. Getting rained on sucks but there’s nothing that can be done to stop it so you look for the positives; it’s good for the plants, the reservoir is always full, etc. The impression I get is that this is generally seen as a thing that just happens and can’t be stopped, so we should look for the positives.

…of course there aren’t any, which is why my examples were facetious, school shootings are good because they might prevent future school shootings?

Whatever, next month when this happens again, I’ll be sure to read all the exact same points being brought up again…maybe guns should be controlled, oh noes second amendments!

Y’know, Delicious, I’m gonna take you at your word on that. It was still pretty tone deaf and stupid. Maybe it would fly in a routine by Anthony Jeselnik, whose comedy works for some people, though I’m not one of them.

What’s the difference between satire and trolling?

One is a literary and artistic form. The other happens on the Internet.

Your warning was rescinded. Any future satire should go in the Pit.

Still too soon when it’s kids being shot. If it was Fox news headquarters, then it’s never too soon. But those fuckers dodge bullets for a living.

You know, when I read of a school shooting I think of a mother I don’t even know just learning of the death of her child. I feel her pain.

When a dumbass mother trucker comes along and does something as dumbass as you did, then you need to meet the cactus. Asshole.

Go fart peas at the moon you moron.

But you don’t understand. Murdering children is just inevitable. Y’know… like the weather. Who are we to try to play god?

I laughed at that satire post, but I then again I make no apologies for being a horrible person.

Seriously, mother trucker? What are you, five? The word is motherfucker, and if you are too precious to type the real version than you need to meet the cactus. “Fart peas at the moon?” That is seriously the saddest insult I’ve seen in a long time. Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?

Except when things other than mass shootings occur, something is done.

  • Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, sends packages containing bombs through the mail. Now, you can’t drop packages over thirteen ounces in the streetside mailboxes but instead need to drop them at the staffed counter in the post office.

  • Another guy tries to detonate explosives in his shoes, so now we have to remove our shoes at airport TSA checkpoints so they can be run through the x-ray machine.

  • Someone else tries to use liquid explosives onboard a flight, so now we’re limited in the amount of liquids we’re allowed to bring on board.

  • Timothy McVeigh uses a combination of diesel fuel and common fertilizer to kill dozens of people in Oklahoma City. Now, as I understand it, you have to show ID if you buy more than 25 pounds of fertilizer and I believe the formulation has been changed.

But when someone uses guns to kill multiple people? Nothing is done, even when this seems to occur every other week.

Hell of a visual, though. Puh-Choooing! Puh-Choooing! Puh-Choooing! Got it!

I’m sure your thoughts and pain-feeling are just as useful as my post, do you also send prayers?

You won’t mind if I remind you what a moron you are when you post, will you?

Actually, with 345 mass shootings in 2017, the average is close to one a day. Tough to find a time that isn’t “too soon.”

Most of us are intelligent enough to read the pit rules and understand what Ed meant when he wrote;
The following expressions should not be directed at other posters.

motherfucker

Others apparently not.

And others don’t realize that Ed specifically said not to play games with the profanity in an attempt to skirt the rules.

I’m not Miller, nor do I want to moderate the Pit, but I’d say by using that sort of construction falls into the ‘game playing’ portion of things. And acting superior about your knowledge of such doesn’t make you seem any brighter.

Each reminder will wound me like a knife, hopefully you will feel my pain

Not my judgment call. The warning you got from Asimovian at the time was specifically for trolling, although I see he’s rescinded it in the meantime.

I did read the rules, and while I did recall that we couldn’t call each other cunts or tell each other to fuck off, I had completely forgotten that motherfucker was on the list too, so point taken. I had just forgotten what a fucking pussy Zotti is.

I think “fuck off” is permitted (I see Clothatroll use it rather often with no warnings) but “fuck you” is not. Part of the point of the Pit is that we are expected to be a little more artful in our bilious exhalations than such non-slyness as “mother trucker”.