Totally normal. Take an Advil and don’t worry about it.
An Advil is pretty big. Won’t it hurt?
Not with lube.
Oops, misread that as anvil. Now my friend has a whole new problem…
I think I’ve heard enough of the Advil Chorus.
Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen!
Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen!
For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth!
Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen!
I can only seem to parse that as either the Macarena or Tusk.
Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen.
Rock me Ibuprofen
Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen
Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen
I can’t stop this feeling, deep inside of me …
Ew. Ewwwww.
His weekend is shot, for sure.
And his shot is weakened.
sniff, sniff — gaaagh
Well, KevinK got pissed and left.
She has AIDS…[where have you gone, lost eyeroll smiley, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you]
Yeah, who saw that coming?? I was sure Kev would stick around.
I don’t understand this place sometimes.
Urbanredneck: Hi, I’m a racist, sexist Neanderthal dumbfuck.
Dopers: TROLL!!! Don’t respond to him! Nobody could be that stupid! He’s the trolliest troller that ever trolled! DON’T FEED THE TROLL!!!
kevinkilgore: Hi, I just joined two minutes ago. I need help with this soap-opera-esque relationship problem, which I will now describe in excruciating detail.
Dopers: No problemo! Here’s our morally superior, skepticism-free advice!
kevinkilgore: Never mind! So long, suckers!
Dopers: We’re not through talking about your problem yet.
:dubious:
Different Dopers have different opinions about how to handle different situations, so unless you can show us that the people in your first simplistic example are the same people as the ones in your second simplistic example, then any failure to understand what is going on here rests on your own shoulders.
Wait—now I have to back up my simplistic, obviously-made-up examples?!? Why, I oughta … :mad:
Well played, Czarcasm. Well played.
At least kevinkilgore offered a well-written account of a plausible, if morally questionable, situation. The other guy just posts childish blather with a very annoying and possibly-affected “aw, shucks” faux-salt-of-the-earth persona.
Plus, Urbanredneck has been doing his schtick for a while, now; kg is just starting so gets cut some slack. If his subsequent posts are in a similar vein, you can bet the knives will come out. His post count is 4 but searching comes up with only two so apparently a thread has been cornfielded. This does not bode well.