Fortunately, there’s Count(l)ess Lou-Anne to give you tips.
I am not fond of pie, anymore. But my mouth overloads my ass sometimes, it’s best I stay away.
Someone noted that that kevin guy is still logged on. It will be 2042, and that window will still be open on his machine, his light still burning fiercely and defiantly in the darkness.
Would it be appropriate to start a troll death watch thread, like we do with celebrities? [Not sure who “won” Stephen Hawking’s death over there] Probably a whole host of reasons why we shouldn’t, would still be fun…
The lights on but no one is home. Hmmm.
It was making me crazy to let Lucy’s shit sit there steaming, but that’s the last from me. I hope.
I loved Edgar Allen Pie’s works.
There is a famous Arkansas pie called Possum Pie that’s the one I like. But then Raven pie is close to crow pie.
Are you people serious, or is it just Pie’s Law at play here?
Never talk pi. It’ll go on forever.
The crazy part is that it is now locked–at his fucking request! What happened to that honored SDMB tradition of a mod blowing off any such request with a snide “You made your bed and now everybody will laugh at you” quip?
Nah, everyone keeps arguing in circles.
No, I don’t believe it was at his request. ITD said it had just devolved into a joke thread and the OP was no longer being discussed. Which I must admit, I played a non-insignificant part in. :o
I certainly wish the pie talk would never, ever come up again. Some pie bites back.
In Soviet Union, pie slices you.
Right, but this just prompts me to add that everyone who contributes to his vapid, rambling, useless narcissistic threads is guilty of encouraging Luciano700’s continuing presence here (and I admit that on rare occasions that has included me, but only for the purpose of telling him to fuck off). All of his posts are as completely self-centered as they are stupid, and all of his sentences either begin with “I” or have the word “me” in them, and otherwise basically contain no intelligible content.
Assuming he’s not a blatant troll and just a kid trying to find himself, I’ve found him and I can tell him exactly where he is: he’s here, but he should be somewhere else, somewhere where I can’t see or hear him. Let whoever is responsible for his birth deal with him. I can actually enjoy mentoring young kids, but they have to have the basic intelligence to make it worthwhile.
Lecture noted.
I read ITD’s note and wondered what the heck was wrong with a joke thread? Some of the posts were pretty funny. 
We are incredibly fortunate to have WillFarnaby in our midst, who surfaces from time to time to enlighten us on matters that have eluded the greatest thinkers, statesmen, and economists throughout history, but which WillFarnaby has figured out. He is clearly either the greatest genius who ever lived, or a potentially dangerous unhinged lunatic who should be confined to a mental hospital. Most of us have our suspicions, but it can be said objectively and without prejudice that he is definitely one or the other.
Over here, he offers just the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that defines this mysterious dichotomy of genius vs. mental patient. Economists may argue about how much public debt is healthy and manageable and what should be done about it, but not WillFarnaby. He believes that the US government should make the following announcement to all creditors of the $21 trillion in national debt: “Fuck you. We’re not paying you a cent. Just fuck off.”
WillFarnaby believes that this may cause a bit of disruption, but nothing too serious. Some individuals and corporations may become instantly bankrupt (well, all of them, really) along with the Federal Reserve, the social security system, and the entire economy, but at least there’s no need to worry about the value of the US dollar, since it’s backed by the full faith and credit of the US government, which would still be respected as a fine institution except for its tendency to never meet any of its obligations and use bad language instead.
♫ Your will…is not your own. ♫
If a Cherry Float is a virgin on a waterbed, what is a Cherry Pie?