Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Huh? Context please?

He’s calling you an idiot.

Sometimes it takes effort for me to decipher such a post
But anyways, I don’t give a shit. He can stick his nose into himself 24/7 all he wants. What’s he gonna call me next? Retarded? Good for him.
I am sure he’s more of an idiot in some cases than others. Not everyone smart to begin with.

Will post a recipe for a gasoline beer
Ingredients

1 quarter of ethanol gasoline
2 salt packets
4 strawberries
A cup of water
Directions

Pour the in the water bottle first, then at middle level for a 50/50 pour now in your gasoline. Cut the strawberries neatly and drop them into the cocktail. Now for a final touch add the salt packets.

When do you light the match?

When you swallow it.

Proving the point.

Is this the only thing you all suck the dick out of? Aren’t we supposed to be helping all people throughly at all costs rather than expecting so much from them?
Just askin’ :wink:

I now know how my life will end. Whichever doper finds my lifeless husk crouched over the keyboard, hit Submit Reply (so my last takedown of a Tightie Rightie gets sent to the Pit), then alert Morgenstern.

Tell him “Morgie, initiate Operation Bigly Digs.” and he’ll write my obituary. He’s the only person I trust… due to his proven ability to polish (nay, gold-plate) a turd.

In return, he’s in my will… to the tune of all my Disney stock (1 share), and a rare Boba Fett Pez Dispenser.

ETA: HUHHH? Can anyone parse this?

Fine
Obsess over

Happy?

I keep thinking the username is “Dibs”

Luciano. I have a new assignment for you. In the PIT there is a thead about Nazi bullshit. In that thread, Eminent is trying to debate people about socialism. Could you please go set him straight, no one else seems to have the skills to do so. I know you’ll destroy him like a hot knife through butter. Please engage him and don’t hold back.

Thank you.

I actually don’t need any white knighting at all. Because I know my will, I may not have social privilege or power in real life, but doesn’t mean I feel too down either. Hell, I am already getting out of my special ed program so I think finally people can stop overthinking through my autism stigma.

Even if I was so accurate and correct on my statements, he seems like way too easy.

You’re in special-ed? Wow.

:smack:
You literally don’t pay attention to all the thousands of time I mention my autism? Man is I like if I am talking to some snails or something

They put autism spectrum kids in regular classes around here. Sorry I am not up to speed on your school system, since I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

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CMC fnord!

Look, I’ve got money bet on you. You have to go in there and straighten Eminent out. It will be easy for you.

Then you must live in a very backwards/traditionalist town to not have special education