And now, for phrases unlikely to ever be uttered: “Man, I really missed Okrahoma.”
**WF **and the secret popo.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855207
Wow, nice going, mods! <3
I thought there was something familiar and sock-ish about that guy!
I don’t quite understand the moderating. Which posts did **Bone **remove to clean the thread up? I see all of **LAZombie’s **derailing posts are still visible.
ETA: or was there another, even bigger troll posting in that thread???
This. Name was something like a shortened form of “bitchslap”.
Only less itch-y.
I figured he was a CH sock.
I thought they like clocks. 
[sub]And chocolate.[/sub]
Dang. Kinda sorry I missed it.
Would the wayback machine let me look at the derp?
I saw the whole thing! It was Major Asshole, in the library, with the douchebag.
If you create an AI machine capable of experience suffering, you should be required to support it forever.
Our favorite* Roman has got to be a troll. I do not want to believe that *anyone *is this stupid but still capable of typing coherent, even if totally irrational, sentences. He appears to be saying that parents must support their children as long as they, the parents, live, without expectation of the child contributing anything to their own care.
Bets on him being an incel?
*Not really our favorite Roman, or anything else.
Probably because he still lives in his parent’s basement?
I suspect it’s because his parents kicked him out and he hates the military.
He has a thread where he complains about how little bang for the buck he gets from hookers.
After getting a degree that did not help him get a satisfactory job.
His University probably didn’t allow him to invent a degree in ‘Men’s Rights in Ancient Rome’.
Groan.
But hookers are better than real women or a real relationship, because they are cheaper and easier to find.
Things I Am Proud Of This Week:
Not opening WillFarnaby’s “Secret Police” thread
Not opening SlackerInc’s “Sneering Progressives” thread
Not repeatedly hitting myself with a hammer while sticking my tongue into an electrical socket
Sadly, we kind of have a thread on that as well.