Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

[Morgenstern]

@Left_Hand_of_Dorkness

…I count three for myself. You’re counting two because you don’t know what a spine is.

You aren’t suppose to count warts.

[Whiskey_Dickens]

Just wanted to drop by and say that I think the writing is on the wall, and Morgenstern may not be long for the SDMB world.

How’d scaring me off go, Morgy?

[Bone]

@Morgenstern

I can’t fix stupid.

Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness.

It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle.

That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer.

[CarnalK]

Yeah, Sunny Daze and expectopatronum, your campaign would be better served without that oily shit on the megaphone.

[Delicious]

@Bone

Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness.

It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle.

That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer.

Dang, I was just going to call him a poopy head but this is much better

[VinylTurnip]

Poopy head is a good fallback, but yeah, that was a little piece of magnificence.

[Skywatcher]

@Bone

Because you’re a fucking cancer.

Along with anyone else who spends so much time here mining content for a snark forum.

[John_Mace]

B-b-b-b-b-b bad to the Bone!

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

@Bone

Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness.

RELEASE THE BONE!!!

Wait, that doesn’t sound so good, does it?

I understand why you couldn’t say this in ATMB, but it’s a pretty helpful addendum to that longass thread. I was starting to think I was seeing things completely sideways from everyone else. Thanks.

[bobot]

@Bone

… You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. …

I believe this is some fine languaging with the words.

[Whiskey_Dickens]

@Bone

Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness.

It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle.

That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer.

This post got me teen pregnant

[CarnalK]

@Left_Hand_of_Dorkness

The day may come when he apologizes for his current shitty behavior, just like he’s apologized for last year’s shitty behavior; but unless he manages to stop engaging in shitty behavior altogether, fuck that.

That was kind of my question though. Where/when was that apology? Because apparently my head is so far up my ass that I forgot to follow Morgenstern’s every utterance.

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

@CarnalK

That was kind of my question though. Where/when was that apology? Because apparently my head is so far up my ass that I forgot to follow Morgenstern’s every utterance.

I dunno. I’ve seen him talk a lot about his apology, and I don’t particularly doubt it happened, even though I don’t think I saw it myself.

[CarnalK]

Well since he didn’t post a link when he “schooled” me on it, I can only assumed it happened in some Giraffe board circle jerk thread, if it happened at all.

[Colibri]

@Bone

Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness.

It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle.

That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer.

Seconded. Thank you for this. Morgenstern is a detriment to the board. What a vile, ugly, asshole. He really can’t redeem himself for some of the crap he’s pulled.

[Emiliana]

@Bone

Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness.

It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle.

That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer.

I’m with you all the way.

[elucidator]

You’re Boned. Or maybe he is. Somebody.

[madsircool]

@elucidator

You’re Boned. Or maybe he is. Somebody.

Your Boned like a saint
With the consciousness of a snake…

BoC

[gnoitall]

@Bone

Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness.

It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle.

That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer.

God darnit Mr. Bone, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

[digs]

@gnoitall

God darnit Mr. Bone, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Handy hint from my life: this doesn’t play well with people who don’t know it’s a line (though why I would ever talk to anyone who hadn’t seen Blazing Saddles is beyond me…).
Hmmm, maybe I need to be more discerning:
“Excuse me, before we proceed with this ‘witty repartée over beers and the game’, I need to adjust my Clever Comebacks – how many of you have seen the following movies: Caddyshack? Hangover? Life of Brian? Annie Hall? Ok, so far so good… now, how 'bout Hot Fuzz? Harvey? Help? Bedazzled? Highlander 2 (that was a trick question)… Princess Bride?”