You two uncultured assholes are making it easy to stay neutral in this argument.
Where are you going? I was going to make espresso.
From my earliest years I had wanted to inspire love; if I couldn’t I would instead cause fear!
That is an idiotic interpretation of the joke. A $20 whore “uses her tongue pretty” when she does a blow job (or possibly other sex acts that I won’t mention here). It has NOTHING to do with the words that might come out of her mouth.
Frankly, I don’t believe that you think that is the interpretation, you just trapped yourself into a corner and had to come out with something other than the obvious sexual reference. You lose.
Yawn. Expensive callgirls were as much courtesans as prostitutes back in the day. No one I have ever heard has used her tongue prettier in reference to oral sex. And did Harvey Korman fellate Slim Pickens? Your interpretation makes no sense.
Oh come on. The meaning is obviously that he is as talented in using his tongue for eloquent speech as a whore is in using her tongue for oral sex. Any other interpretation is utterly ridiculous.
Well, I think Bone has a purty mouth.
I saw an alternate ending to Blazing Saddles. Seriously. I swear to God, it was real.
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Maybe I was wrong then. 
Here’s a cultural reference: Are you guys trying to make this thread jump the shark?
It jumped the shark from post #1. This thread reminds me of neighbors informing on other neighbors in East Germany.
And this post made me laugh. I can’t believe anyone finds this objectionable.
Keep in mind that this was in response to a person being called “…a cancer on this board”.
Could someone please fight my ignorance and explain what is objectionable about Whiskey Dickens post.
Yeah, well, I know I saw an alternate ending to Hamlet. I cannot find that version on imdb, but I swear it had Steve Coogan and Elizabeth Shue in it.
Wait. What? I thought hamsters were extinct. :dubious:
First, why don’t you say what’s funny about it?
And they click their heels and say “There’s no place like Shangri-La” and find themselves walking down the beach at Zihuatanejo and there, working on a boat named Rosebud, is Tyler Durden.
The poor English made me chuckle.
So *you *have no answer.
Sure I have an answer. You just gave it to me clearly. It’s stupid but I accept it. 
The question was what is objectionable about Whiskey Dickens’ quote.
Thanks for your bullshit.